The legendary stuff spoon....

[Sami2ss]

I believe that would've caused a rip inside the brown town area

i cringed

so hard

you don't even know

What about the very sharp kitchen knife?

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[Trymos]

no it wont.

trust me im a chef.

[The Corporation]

last 4 posts kept me laughing for a while.

[xxxxkill]

last 4 posts kept me laughing for a while.

ty ty

no it wont.

trust me im a chef.

I don't know, man.
It seems like it would cause some serious
stuff.

[Trymos]

I don't know, man.
It seems like it would cause some serious
stuff.

DOCTORS ARE loving LIARS LISTEN TO CHEFS THEY R TRUTHFUL!
I EVEN GOT SCARS OF TRUTH ALL OVER MY BODY!

[The Corporation]

I don't know, man.
It seems like it would cause some serious
stuff.

[CreamTurk3y]

Adam Jensen didnt ask for this

[RedGajin]

Go talk to Iban

He'll straighten you out

ahahaa
haha
ha

[Flamecannon]

It all depends on the form you use. I think the best techniques are as follows

• The Ice Creamer

Using the spoon as an ice cream scoop, try to angle your arm perfectly to a 90 degree angle for perfect results.

• The Golddigger

Use the spoon with a drilling motion, twisting it, and when you have enough, pulling out.

• The Speed Racer

Imagine using a spoon instead of a sword to parry at a target. Dive it right in and quickly receive your reward.

• The Princess

Using your wrists as the dependent axis on this technique, spin your wrist around, with the spoon's tip in palm.

• 60 Five Five Turnabout

With both feet secured upon the cushion, pretend you are playing tug of war.

[CreamTurk3y]

It all depends on the form you use. I think the best techniques are as follows

• The Ice Creamer

Using the spoon as an ice cream scoop, try to angle your arm perfectly to a 90 degree angle for perfect results.

• The Golddigger

Use the spoon with a drilling motion, twisting it, and when you have enough, pulling out.

• The Speed Racer

Imagine using a spoon instead of a sword to parry at a target. Dive it right in and quickly receive your reward.

• The Princess

Using your wrists as the dependent axis on this technique, spin your wrist around, with the spoon's tip in palm.

• 60 Five Five Turnabout

With both feet secured upon the cushion, pretend you are playing tug of war.

Oh god help, I'm laughing and i cant stop!!!

[Jacky]

What in the name of forget....

Why would you....

Wow.

[DRILL3R49]

stuff.[/b]

I see what you did there 

[DRILL3R49]

Dang messed up 

[CreamTurk3y]

I'm wondering about something, would a very large butcher knife be able to rip through the brown town skin by just a little to extract the feces with a straw?

[Muffin]

I really hope this is a joke..