Omegle has a new feature

[Grodus]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: hey


You: hello


Stranger: asl


You: Utinam mortui disculus opto tibi.


You: You have seven days.

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[CreamTurk3y]

Stranger: Hiya, asl?
You: Don't say asl
Stranger: I'm 19 female US
You: Oh hai amy
Stranger: What's your name, honey?
You: Amy
Stranger: :)
You: stop
You: right now
You: AMY
Stranger: Nice to meet you, babe. I'm Amy
You: STOP
Stranger: Do you like big breasts, babe?
You: GO AWAY AMY
Stranger: Would you like me to take a quick pic of mine for you?
You: GO AWAYYYY
Stranger: ok :) Gimme a min, babe
You: AMY
You: NOOOO
You have disconnected.

[T3HZ3N0N]

som1 hav blockland intrest

[Darkness ZXW]

[steve5451]

Question to discuss:
I was partying earlier and I pushed my friend into the wall and he fell unconcious. It's been like 3 or 4 hours and he still isn't up. I put him on the couch and I'm wondering if I should help him.

Stranger 1: so you're on loving omegle?
Stranger 2: hahah
Stranger 1: are you stuffting me
Stranger 2: your friend needs better friends
Stranger 2 has disconnected

lmao

EDIT:
Question to discuss:
I was at a party earlier and I pushed my friend into the wall and he fell unconcious. It's been like 2 or 3 hours and I don't want to get in trouble. How do I make it look like an accident?

Stranger 1: Put a towel over his head
Stranger 1: Move him onto your lap
Stranger 1: and tell everyone to come quick
Stranger 1: Then say he slipped *crumple up the carpet or spill something on the floor* and act panicked
Stranger 1: Your welcome.

Oh god what

[CreamTurk3y]

forget YOU

   
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: M
You: forget you
Stranger: forget you
Stranger: stuff
Stranger: got out
You: forget you
You: stuff
You: bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: forget you
Stranger: when
Stranger: where
Stranger: and how hard
You: Very hard
You: like yo momma likes it
Stranger: ya you didnt expect tht did you
Stranger: shes a lesbian?
You: no but u r
You: my momy betr thn urs
Stranger: your right i do like girls
Stranger: so idc
You: tits
You have disconnected.

You: forget you
Stranger: when and where?
You: You again?
Stranger: no!
You have disconnected

You: forget you
Stranger: Hiya, asl?
Stranger: I'm 19 female US
You: forget YOU
You have disconnected.

tl;dr forget you amy

[Jalenharvey]

[CreamTurk3y]

-rudesnip-

gooby pls

[CreamTurk3y]

Long chat incoming, this girl does not give up.

[Jacob 123456789]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
WELL EXCUUUUSE ME PRINCESS
Stranger 1: LINK
Stranger 2: My little pony
Stranger 1: the stupid one
Stranger 2: Potatoes
Stranger 2: Yummy KFC
Stranger 1: you are brony
Stranger 1: >.>
Stranger 2: ?
Stranger 2: Kfc
Stranger 1: mmmm chicken
Stranger 2: ZOMBIES
Stranger 1: D:
Stranger 2: Ahhh
Stranger 2: Leave te kfc
Stranger 2: Run
Stranger 2: Theyre here
Stranger 2: Theres another KFC right down the road we can make it
Stranger 1: zombie virus is real dude
Stranger 2: Lets go
Stranger 2: There is another KFC
Stranger 1: idc
Stranger 2: With no zombies
Stranger 2: Ahaha
Stranger 2: I just confused myself
Stranger 2: But now I want chicken
Stranger 1: um okay
Stranger 2: Yea aha
Stranger 1: why am i talking to you
Stranger 1: O.0
Stranger 1 has disconnected

dafuq

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
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Stranger 2: -Big Sean.
Stranger 1: Yes
Stranger 1: Thats why his music sux
Stranger 2: What? He's a poet dude.
Stranger 1: Uh no he isnt
Stranger 1: hes as much a poet as lil wayne
Stranger 2: Dude, Lil' Wayne saved the game, after the Beatles tried to kill it.
Stranger 1: LOL i never said beatles did i?
Stranger 2: Nope, I just thought I'd educate you about the history of Hip-Hop music
Stranger 1: I still think the music was better before all these nubs came into the scene
Stranger 1: I mean if i got a beat and said ass in 26 diff languages
Stranger 2: I dunno man, I think Hip-Hop is at it's peak now, as is any other genre.
Stranger 1: id probably get a grammy
Stranger 2: Most popular music has been a joke in all generations. Rappers like Milo, Danny Brown, MC Ride, and the folks down at Ziggurat records are releasing some of the finest hip-hop music I've heard.
Stranger 1: Ok someone who doesnt listen to the dumb junk on the radio
Stranger 1: i like you
Stranger 2: Thanks dude. It means a lot, especially coming from you.
Stranger 2: What music are you into?
Stranger 1: I can listen to a -little- hip-hop but usually people who find out what music I listen to call me a punk rocker lmao
Stranger 2: Yeah, I got into Punk for a second there, well, Crust Punk and Power Violence and stuff. What are some of your favorite bands?
Stranger 1: Blink 182 and a few more... then theres like metal and stuff mixed in there
Stranger 2: I used to like metal a lot too. I mean, I still listen to some Black Metal and stuff every now and then, but not so much anymore.
Stranger 2: I have something for you to listen to.
Stranger 1: aight
Stranger 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU6OF0JdRHE&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL8E107F19F73E3400 (THIS IS REALLY CREEPY stuff. -Jacob)
Stranger 2: I would forget with this like, a year or so ago.
Stranger 1: So I cant copy paste... real gay
Stranger 2: Damn.
Stranger 2: Just look up Aerosols - rooster History on youtube.
Stranger 1: lmao aight
Stranger 2: The title is in all caps, if it helps.
Stranger 1: kk
Stranger 2: Hell, You're Wrong is another solid track.
Stranger 2: Just find any Aerosols, they're rad.
Stranger 1: p
Stranger 1: pretty good
Stranger 2: You really like it?
Stranger 1: Yea
Stranger 2: Rad. Look up Merzbow.
Stranger 2: They're great too.
Stranger 1: Nice
Stranger 2: You like Merzbow?
Stranger 2: Bullstuff, I know you didn't listen to Merzbow.
Stranger 1: Actually having like a million diff tabs up is amazing
Stranger 2: Bah, whatever.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

???

it finally ended

my god, ass is amazing

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
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Stranger 2: wait
Stranger 1: But who's ass?
Stranger 1: And why is it farting?
Stranger 2: imma pick the world up and imma drop it on your loving head
Stranger 1: Ha
Stranger 2: have u heard that song
Stranger 1: Negative
Stranger 2: its called drop the world
Stranger 2: by lil wayne
Stranger 1: Really? I wouldn't have guessed it
Stranger 1: forget lil wayne
Stranger 1 has disconnected

boop

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
Stranger 1: Sweet jeasus
Stranger 2: i eat that
Stranger 1: Why poop comes out of it
Stranger 1: you like to eat poo
Stranger 2: clean it out first
Stranger 1: poopy face!
Stranger 2: douche it
Stranger 2: then it clean
Stranger 2: guys love it
Stranger 1: with your mouth clearly
Stranger 2: bury my face in it
Stranger 2: tounge
Stranger 2: you would like it
Stranger 1: you sicken me
Stranger 1 has disconnected

ass sickens him

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
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Stranger 2: butt butt butt
Stranger 2: richard richard richard
Stranger 1 has disconnected

kinda short but funny nonetheless

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
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Stranger 1: Stop
Stranger 2: stop now make mother forgeter hammer time
Stranger 1: Wobble de wobble whop wobble wobble
Stranger 2: stack stackin' my papers my wallet look like a bible
Stranger 1: Haha good song
Stranger 2: it is
Stranger 2 has disconnected

wut

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
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Stranger 1: ass
Stranger 2: titties
Stranger 1 has disconnected

wuut?

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
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Stranger 2: MY ASS.
Stranger 2: YOUR
Stranger 2: ASS
Stranger 2: EVERYONES ASS
Stranger 1: LETS forget
Stranger 2: brown town orgey
Stranger 2: oh bby
Stranger 2: <3
Stranger 2 has disconnected

what the actual forget

[Alyx Vance]

This is the closest thing to the Omegle Mega Thread so use it and stop making pointless topics please.
Bump

[CreamTurk3y]

This is the closest thing to the Omegle Mega Thread so use it and stop making pointless topics please.
Bump

Yayy!

[BlockoCrafter]

I love this feature.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like pokemon.
You: Hey, what's your favorite Pokémon?
Stranger: Drowzee, what's yours?
You: Ooh, that's a cool one. Mine has to be Rayquaza. Non-legendary, probably Ivysaur/Venasaur.
Stranger: Rayquaza is cool, I like Ivysaur too, Venasaur not so much
You: Yeah, the only reason I prefer Venasaur over Ivysaur is the power. I still think Ivysaur looks cooler.
Stranger: Yea, Ivysaur is cuter than Venasaur, I always like the cute pokemon :D
You: I know, right?
You: Well, what's your opinion on Trading Card Game?
Stranger: I never really been into it, my cousin was though at one point and she was completely obsessed, she wouldn't even let me see her cards because she thought I would tear them. So im not really sure about it.
You: Haha, that's ok. I got bored of them after a year or two.
You: Well, I think I have to get going, it's pretty late here.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Sackboy.
Stranger: dafuq?
You: What's the first thing that comes to your head when I say that?
Stranger: i thought 'yeah.. this person is horny too' lol
You: .... It's the main character of LittleBigPlanet for PS3. Pervert.
You have disconnected.

The second one was a bit of a setup. Then again, most people on Omegle try to cyber.

[TheBlackParrot]

"do the kirby dance"

Stranger 1: do do do do do do do do do

Stranger 2: (> '-')>

Stranger 2: <('-' <)

Stranger 2: <( '-' )>

Stranger 1: boop

Stranger 2: love me, OP

Stranger 1: i do

Stranger 1: run towards me in slow motion

Stranger 2: or in the opposite direction

Stranger 1: fair eniugh

Stranger 1: enough*

Stranger 1: I have been known to have halitosis

"Mac, PC, or Linux?"

Stranger 1: i don't give a forget

Stranger 1: mac or pc since they'll loving work with little effort

Stranger 2: Mac I guess

Stranger 2: But in reality

Stranger 2: The truth is

Stranger 2: That all OSs are stuff

Stranger 2: And they'll all break down

Stranger 2: Just to piss you off

Stranger 1: no way, my arbitrary favorite is better than your arbitrary favorite!

Stranger 1: We should fight to the death because of this

Stranger 2: NOOOOOOOO THIS CANNOT BE POSSIBLE HOW DARE SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET LIKE SOMETHING DIFFERENT THAN ME

"I just heard Barack Obama was elected president of the US?"

Stranger 1: Yes he was.

Stranger 2: 4 years late

Stranger 1: 3.5 years, but details.

Stranger 2: indeed details

"heheheeeHEEHEHEHEHEH"

Stranger 1: Phase 1 - The Gigs.

Stranger 2: Are you high?

Stranger 1: 21 Jump Street if you don't get the reference.

Stranger 1: Good movie.

Stranger 2: ahhh

Stranger 1: :P

Stranger 2: ok

Stranger 1: Watch it!!

Stranger 1: PLEASE.

Stranger 1: It's amazing. :D

Stranger 2: ok ok i willl :)

Stranger 1: You'll laugh your balls off. :D

Stranger 1: If you have any. -.^

Stranger 2: haha

Stranger 2: ok tnks

Stranger 1: :)

[steve5451]

It's funny that if put mlp as your interests, everyone wants to RP forget Fluttershy.
lmao