Omegle has a new feature

[Aphtonites]

You: Hey

Stranger: heyy

Stranger: asl?

You: How's it -

You: Alright, there's something you need to know

You: OkCupid is where you need to be if you're trying to find a girlfriend

You: Omegle is not a dating website, sorry man.

Stranger: huh??

You: "ASL"

You: You're asking for age, love location

Stranger: oh

You: You're trying to get girlfriends on a website that's NOT allowing that

Stranger: im just asking to see who u r and im actually a girl.

Stranger: im not looking for a girlfriend haha

Stranger: im 16 from australia

You: Yeah, right.

HAHA I WAS ONLY KIDDING

[Ad Bot]

[Grodus]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You and the stranger both like Incest.


You: hello


Stranger: hi


Stranger: with?


You: cupcakes


Stranger: pies


You: chocolate butter


Stranger: whipped creame


You: delicious


Stranger: indeed


You: let's play a game in which I say something and you tell me the first thing that comes to your mind


You: ok?


Stranger: ok


You: brony


Stranger: towels


You: incest


Stranger: daughter


You: alt button


Stranger: ctrl


You: knife


Stranger: fork


You: dog


Stranger: leash


You: omegle


Stranger: fun


You: online


Stranger: chat


You: blacksmith


Stranger: horseshoe


You: weapon-


Stranger: fight


You: videogame


Stranger: x box


You: Miss C sells seashells by the sea shore


Stranger: how many seashells does miss c sale by the sea shore


You: four


Stranger: golf


You: timber


Stranger: tree


You: log


Stranger: home


You: towel


Stranger: bath


You: youtube


Stranger: memes


You: steam


Stranger: punk


You: hacker


Stranger: computer


You: window letting air in


Stranger: draft


You: NERF gun


Stranger: balls


You: blanket


Stranger: cuddles


You: funural


Stranger: coffin


You: "E"


Stranger: Drug


You: "="


Stranger: +


You: "J"


Stranger: K


You: ponies


Stranger: fairs


You: bronies


Stranger: dk what a bronie is


You: a brony is a winner


You: anyways


You: moist towelletes


Stranger: speghetti

[ShadowsfeaR]

Code: [Select]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like blockland.

You: wowe
You: uh
Stranger: wowe!
You: who are you
Stranger: guess
You: gogogo
Stranger: who are you
You: ShadowsfeaR
Stranger: guess who I am
You: Gordus
Stranger: no
You: ff
You: ii met him a sec ago
Stranger: keep guessing
You: uh
You: Seventh
Stranger: no
You: Badspot
Stranger: no
You: Night
Stranger: no
You: Aphitones
Stranger: no
You: wound
Stranger: no
You: atto
Stranger: no
You: FFFFF
You: uh
You: friend
Stranger: no
You: aw
You: lol
Stranger: starts with a letter between i-p
Stranger: ijklmnop
You: otto*
Stranger: no
Stranger: not a vowel: jklmnp
You: fasf
You: muffin
Stranger: no
You: goddamit
You: uh
Stranger: k l or m
You: kumquat
Stranger: no
You: Kingdaro
Stranger: no
You: jacksaunt
Stranger: no
Stranger: i said k,l,m
You: mr.jacksaunt
You: lol
Stranger: no
You: mr.jelly
Stranger: no
You: forget
Stranger: i said k,l,m
You: are you an oldcigarette?
Stranger: yes
You: have you posted in the "new omegle features" topic?
Stranger: no
Stranger: just saw it
You: dammit
You: Kherpi
Stranger: no
You: sdadsahkdashkjdsa
Stranger: smoms
You: wta
You: wat*
Stranger: keep guessing
You: are you a brony
Stranger: no
You: k
You: makes it easier
You: lol
You: hm
You: lord tony
Stranger: no
You: DID I DID GOOD
You: forget
You: how old is an old cigarette
Stranger: 2008
You: how old cigarette are you*
You: 08?
Stranger: yes
You: k
You: lol that means I just make that border
You: lol
You: ladios
You: ?
Stranger: no\
You: dsadasasddas
You: gime moar hint
Stranger: klm
Stranger: it's not L
You: ff
You: have you made a topic recently?
You: in OT?
Stranger: no it's not kirze
Stranger: and no
You: have you posted in OT recently?
Stranger: not on page 1
You: Kalphiter?
You: :E
Stranger: come on
Stranger: come on!
You: :C
You: Does everyone hate you?
Stranger: no
You: lol
You: what is your most recently posted forum?
You: board*
Stranger: general discussion
You: Munkey?
You: hurrr
Stranger: no
Stranger: oh stuff missed it up there
Stranger: kalphiter
You: I SAID KALPH
You: >:C
Stranger: "oh stuff missed it up there"
You: lol
You: /ragequit
You: well that was fun
You: so how are you
Stranger: no.
You: oh
You: uh
You: lord tony?
You: :c
You: faty
You have disconnected.

He kept not replying :C

[Bravo]

I think i'm doing it wrong

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: no but i can speak spanish
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[ShadowsfeaR]

There are a lot of Indians and Middle Easterns lol

Code: [Select]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like mlp.

Stranger: Hello
You: Ohai
Stranger: How are you?
You: Good
Stranger: Who is best pony?
You: Death pony
You: TACTICAL stuffSTORM INBOUND

Love this

[BanishedLetters]

Oh god lol my questions are the best questions ever.

Code: [Select]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
BICH FAEC NIGA I LUB KFC

Stranger 1: WHATTAforget

Stranger 1: KFC ?!

Stranger 2: ME T2

Stranger 2: I LUV KFC

Stranger 1: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stranger 2: I LUV RUBBIN WINGS ON MY NECK

Stranger 1: EUW

Stranger 1: BYE

Stranger 1 has disconnected

[Soukuw]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Little girls.

You: :|

Stranger: Asl

You: 12 f FL

Stranger: Oh nice :)

Stranger: Whats up?

You: Oh you know the typical I have a lolipop my parents bought me :)

You: it's watermelon!

Stranger: Oh sweet :)

Stranger: You like lollipops eh?

You: Yes :)

[Alyx Vance]

I'm trying to connect with people with the interest "Blockland"
JOIN ME! Please.

[Aphtonites]

So, I'm pretending to be Wario with a figure and a soundboard and I still  haven't found one person who isn't jacking off/about to jack off.


"IMMA WARIO, NUMBER O-"
guy jacking off

[BanishedLetters]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like Little girls.

PFFTHAAHAHA

That's hilarious. I'm gonna see how many ridiculous tags I can come up with and use them at once.

[Man 2]

I actually just had a rather engaging conversation with someone. It ended rather abruptly. Stupid technology.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi.
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good, you?
Stranger: fine thank you
Stranger: HAHAH OMG YOU"RE NORMAL :D
You: OMG SO ARE YOU :D
Stranger: OH YEAH :D
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
You: Let's have a conversation!
Stranger: SURE
Stranger: :D
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so. whats up?!
You: The ceiling fan. Ba-dum tss
Stranger: pssh
Stranger: ._.
Stranger: HAHA where are you from?
You: My mother's womb.
You: Kidding, Ohio.
Stranger: haha :D
Stranger: im from singapore ( are you gona run like everyone? :( )
You: Nah.
You: That's awesome.
Stranger: :D haha
Stranger: any hobbies?
You: Video gaming. That's pretty much it.
Stranger: DO YOU LIKE EATING?!
Stranger: i loveee eating
Stranger: haha
You: I LOVE EATING.
Stranger: OMGGG
Stranger: *hugs*
You: (and it shows)
Stranger: HAHA
You: How often do you find someone on Omegle who isn't looking to have love?
Stranger: hmmm at certain times of the day almost everyone :D
You: Really?
Stranger: yeah :)
You: At what times of the day?
Stranger: like 10pm - midnight in singapore mostly normals
Stranger: wait
Stranger: 10pm - 3 am here
Stranger: afternoon are when the horny weirdos come out
Stranger: ._.
You: Yeah.
You: It's worse on video chat >_<
Stranger: in other words 10am- 3pm for you :D
Stranger: i never go on video chat
Stranger: the images will scar me for life
You: I sometimes do... for a few seconds.
Stranger: so whats your name ? :O
You: Nick.
You: What's your name? :O
Stranger: Aricia :D
Stranger: HAHA omg i love you *HUGS* ( okay im not a creep :( )
Stranger: im so happy
You: Lol calm down
Stranger: :D
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: okay
Stranger: hmm how old are you?
Stranger: if you dont mind me asking?
You: Sixteen.
You: You?
Stranger: 15
Stranger: :)
You: My dog is looking like she's having the best dream of her life.
Stranger: :O what breed is it?
You: Dachshund.
Stranger: ohh! haha they're so cute
You: Lol mine's fat and lazy.
Stranger: poke him! MAKE HIM RUN
Stranger: MUAHAHAHHAA. nah im kidding
You: She'd rather bite my finger off than run from it. Lol
Stranger: my friend has this really lazy dog, she pokes him to make him run LOL
Stranger: but gently of course
You: Yeah.
You: I wouldn't want to disturb her amazing dream anyway lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: :)
Stranger: hmmm do you have skype?
You: Nah. Never really bothered with it.
Stranger: :(
Stranger: msn?
Stranger: :D
You: Nope lol
Stranger: :( so after this i can't contact you?!
You: I'm sorry, no.
Stranger: ohh haha its okay
Stranger: :(
You: It has been nice talking to someone who isn't obsessed with love, though.
Stranger: yeah :D
You: Even though we somehow got through age, love, and location throughout XD
Stranger: yeah at least its better than just saying asl
Stranger: thats so rude
You: I get into conversations hoping they won't type it.
Stranger: i normally scold people who ask me asl and never answer my " how are you? "
You: The way you tell is if they start with "heyy" or "hii".
You: You can pretty much guess that an asl will follow.
Stranger: yeah but not for me
Stranger: *wink*
You: Lol.
Stranger: im kidding
You: It's amazing to find someone who isn't looking for cyber love, it's like finding someone on video chat who isn't masturbating for you lol
Stranger: LOL HAHA.
Stranger: i never go on video caht
Stranger: *chat
You: I have found people who just sit there looking at the camera.
You: They don't masturbate, they don't wear a terrifying mask, nothing.
Stranger: BORING PEOPLE
You: And they often comment on my hair.
You: :D
Stranger: why is it rainbow in colour?
Stranger: :O
You: No, long chocolate locks cascade down my head in a luscious brown waterfall.
Stranger: cool :O
You: Lol I've been growing it out for a while now.
Stranger: haha my hair is the same.
Stranger: everyday
Stranger: we can't really do anything to our hair
Stranger: if we dye it.
Stranger: we'll be sent home from school
Stranger: if we dont dye it back
Stranger: they might cut it off
Stranger: or suspension
Stranger: gr.
You: That's not very fair.
You: I have a friend who dyed his hair purple once.
Stranger: haha ASIANS
Stranger: I want to dye my hair :(
You: Lol so do you have like uniforms for school?
Stranger: yeah. LOL
Stranger: horrible
Stranger: must tuck in shirts ( but who does LOL )
Stranger: skirts must be knee length ( no one listens )
Stranger: but they do check haha
Stranger: if we get caught. detention.
Stranger: for. like 3 hours
You: That sucks.
You: We have a dress code but nothing too restricting.
You: For guys, no muscle shirts and no sagging. Though nearly every guy in school sags anyway.
Stranger: HAHA
You: For girls, no tank tops, mini skirts, or short shorts.
You: Or, as the secretary puts it, "No boobs, no butts, no bellies".
Stranger: LOL
You: She actually says that.
Stranger: in singapore no one listens to the rules . we just learn to run.
Stranger: away from the discipline master
You: Holy crap that's terrifying D:
Stranger: haha :D as you know like every school has different ways of going to a certain place
Stranger: so yeah RUN.
Stranger: its likr
Stranger: RUN OR GET DETENTION
You: So you run, and you're home free? That's it?
You: Like GTA or something.
Stranger: haha yeah :D as long as you don't bump into another discipline master
Stranger: ._.
Stranger: sometimes its damn scary
Stranger: but its fun HAHA
You: So you break dress code, run from the discipline master, and suddenly "Aricia, model citizen".
You: That's awesome.
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: im in student council ;)
Stranger: * waves hands like a princess*
Stranger: HAHA i never got caught before
You: Lol.
Stranger: if i got caught. the council will of course punish me
You: I just don't feel comfortable wearing anything the dress code doesn't allow.
You: Not because it doesn't allow it, but because it's all just so uncomfortable.
Stranger: ahh haha but if skirts are too long its really hard to walk
You: I just wear jeans and a long-sleeve shirt, sometimes a hoodie.
Stranger: :( i wanna wear that to school..
Stranger: but actually in my school the older you get
Stranger: the more the school doesn't care
You: In my school, the older you get, the tighter the clothes become >_<
Stranger: oh never buy new clothes? :P
You: Well no, it's just that the girls in my city can't seem to dress unlike prostitutes.
You: We're kind of known for that here.
Stranger: really? :O haha i didn't know
Stranger: hmm can i ask you something?
You: Ok?
Stranger: what do you think of asians?
Stranger: like honestly
You: I don't think they're any different, really.
You: A human is a human.
You: Now ask my grandmother...
Stranger: what does she think? :O
You: My grandmother who was a Woman Marine during the Vietnam war?
Stranger: :O
You: I think that could go unsaid for now lol
Stranger: haha! its alright. everyone has their own opinons :)
You: Yeah.
You: Even if they aren't too politically correct.
You: Then, every generation has its own degree of political correctness.
Stranger: yeah :) and of course we have no right to tell them that their views are wrong
Stranger: cause they will probably just build a sterotype
You: My grandmother grew up during a time where everyone who wasn't American was thought of as evil.
You: Or at least, "not worthy".
Stranger: o.O
Stranger: interesting
Stranger: do you have facebook? :(
You: Yes.
Stranger: :D
You: Hmm... Idk.
You: After all you could be anybody lol.
Stranger: haha its up to you really
You: I could be anybody.
Stranger: im not gona force it on you :)
You: I wouldn't take it to heart, I am enjoying this conversation.
You: Thank you.
Stranger: :) anyway singapore does have our own sterotypes of people
You: So does America, believe me lol
Stranger: like if we see a chinese person in singapore misbehaving. they are immediately from china LOL
Stranger: haha :D
You: Lol we stereotype people from different parts of our own country.
You: For example, we see someone in a funny hat and leather boots, we assume they're from the Southwest.
Stranger: LOL HAHAHA. texas?
You: Someone with a tan and long golden hair is probably from California.
Stranger: to me california are people that travel by roller blading
You: I really don't know how they behave over there lol.
Stranger: haha american seems really interesting
You: Lol that's one word for it.
You: We have whole websites devoted to just how weird some Americans are lol
Stranger: haha we have that too
Stranger: :D
Stranger: www.stomp.com.sg
Stranger: if im not wrong
You: www.failblog.org
You: Lol
Stranger: and yeah stomp is like the IN thing for our school
Stranger: cause we are on it like every 2 months
You: We don't really have an "IN" thing.
You: Except maybe 9Gag.
You: Or Reddit.
Stranger: haha yeah. singapore uses those too
You: Yeah.
Stranger: hmm just curious how tall are you?
Stranger: :X
You: Lol I'm about 5'10"
You: Maybe 11"
Stranger: oh haha :)
Stranger: thats tall
You: Lol why?
Stranger: just asking
Stranger: really
You: Ok.
You: And in America it isn't really that tall for a guy lol.
Stranger: in singapore
Stranger: im considered tall
Stranger: haha
Stranger: :D
You: Lol
You: We had an exchange student from Germany who was TALL.
You: Lol she was probably a head above me.
Stranger: :o
Stranger: i have this german friend
Stranger: hes 190cm
You: Lol
You: Yeah there are people taller than me.
You: And people who are just known for being tall.
Stranger: :) its okay im sure you'll grow
You: Lol I think I'm done growing by now.
You: I'm happy where I am now.
Stranger: you grow till you're 21 if im not wrong
Stranger: girls 16 if im not wrong :/
You: I always thought it was different for different people.
Stranger: i mean in general
You: Yeah.
Stranger: 16 and 21 are quite far away from each other
Stranger: i think you'll probably grow like another 3 cm?
You: It depends.
You: For example if I drink a lot of milk, and eat a lot of protein lol
Stranger: LOL. i dont really think milk and protein has a big role in growth
You: Lol I really don't know.
Stranger: haha.
You: We have this girl who's my age and she's only about 4'6".
You: As a rough estimate.
Stranger: hmm? thats quite short :O
You: Yes it is. Lol
Stranger: okay i've never met anyone that short :x except people with dwarfism (?)
Stranger: no offence
Stranger: :O but is she nice?
You: Yes, if a bit eccentric at some points.
Stranger: if shes nice . then thats all that matters :)
You: Yeah.
You: And then I have friends who are anywhere from a few inches to a foot taller than me lol.
Stranger: ohh haha now a days everyone is almost the same height
Stranger: or at least catching up with me
You: Yeah. A lot of people on my end are done growing.
Stranger: im like 5"6 ? they are becoming 5"5 and such
Stranger: haha
You: The really tall ones play basketball, the really short ones become scholars.
Stranger: i guess its around this age :)
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: STEROTYPE
Stranger: short people in my school love to play basketball
Stranger: :D
You: Lol.
You: Most of the people on our basketball team are, as some put it, "Freakishly tall".
You: I guess.
You: I guess.
You: Hmm.
Stranger: oh. like 2 metres tall?
Stranger: :O
You: Some, probably.
Stranger: but i think its cool haha ;x
You: Lol it's awesome.
Stranger: hmm is it your summer break or something now?
You: Yes, we're about two weeks in.
Stranger: ohh cool haha in like 1 and a half weeks time
Stranger: im out of holidays :(
You: Yeah :c
You: And if my geography's right, you're in winter now?
Stranger: uhh?
You: Or is Singapore not in the southern hemisphere?
Stranger: singapore only has one session
Stranger: *season
Stranger: SUMMER
Stranger: :D
You: Lol that sounds awful.
You: I'm more into cold weather, like right now.
Stranger: ohh i want winter :(
You: It's like 85 here but it feels like 60
You: Because of the breeze.
Stranger: wait you're talking about Fahrenheit right?
You: Yes.
You: I wish I could use Celsius and the Metric system but our stupid country doesn't feel like it lol\

Technical error: Server was unreachable for too long and your connection was lost. Sorry. :( Omegle understands if you hate it now, but Omegle still loves you.

From a different thread.

[ShadowZero]

Someone do CODMW3 vs BF3
It will be an interesting battle.

[Dominator]

http://logs.omegle.com/f34ba1b
olol, someone got insecure about themselves at school.

Someone do CODMW3 vs BF3
It will be an interesting battle.

Meh, not really. http://logs.omegle.com/4a2d48

[Man 2]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello.
Stranger: Hi.
You: Normal conversation?
Stranger: Sure.
You: OH GOOD :D
Stranger: Wow. Now you spoiled it, handicap. All caps and a smiley in one line.
You: You're not a horny loser like 21,344 other people?
Stranger: No, happily married. Enjoying your virginity then?
You: Yes, very much.
Stranger: Good, get used to it.
You: Oh, I plan to.
Stranger: Good.
You: Lol so let me get this straight
Stranger: Nice punctuation.
You: All caps and a smiley in one line made you lose all respect for me?
Stranger: I didn't have any to begin with.
You: And now you're picking apart my sentence structure?
Stranger: No, I'm just being honest.
You: You're a pleasant individual.
Stranger: You're free to think of me what you will. No impact whatsoever.
You: As are you.
You: I can tell you're not the type to give out candy on Halloween, are you?
Stranger: You're free to think of me what you will. No impact whatsoever.
You: Lol well enjoy life, you sociopathic forget.

You have disconnected.

Some people. :D

[BubbaGum]

Stranger: I am grodus.
You: Derp
You: Who da hell
You: im BubbaGum
You: Salutations.
Stranger: Btw, everyone things dogs are loving animals that respect their masters
Stranger: But I know that they plan to get side by side with us and when we aren't looking
Stranger: they'll enslave us
You: I know
Stranger: and steal our technology
Stranger: and kill the ugly women
You: D:
You: i dont want to die
Stranger: NOR DO I
Stranger: D;
You: WHAT WILL THEY DO WITH THE PRETTY WOMEN
Stranger: sheit, my dogs just walked in and looked at the screen i'm serious
You: OH
You: GOD LOL
Stranger: THEY KNOW THEY'VE BEEN COMPROMISED
Stranger: the second they glance they walked away
Stranger: I'm 100% serious
You: You will be missed.
You: I will make a goodbye thread for you
Stranger: It has been an honor, comrade.

RIP grodus