Stupid Christian! How dare you be allowed to use the word, uh, "carrot"? I say we impose an arbitrary set of "rights" that remove the RIGHT from people who believe in Christianity from saying any vegetable that begins with the letter "c", and you are all to follow this because of some contrived series of abstract concepts that never really affected anybody.
TL;DR Pedantry to "rules" is stupid and "rules" don't have an actual transcended rule over anybody.