So anyways, I was eating a sandwich I had made for lunch, when my grandma yells from across the room to stop eating, and to go get a life.
I stick my hand out of the kitchen, and flip her off. My grandma then starts to call me random profanities like "Son of a bitch" and "friend".
She then tells me to go suck a richard, and I'm all like "Why don't you?" So I go over to where my grandma is sitting, take off my pants, and stick my richard in her mouth. She then handcuffed me to the chair, and started to suck on it.
I was all like "What the forget?" and my grandma was like "mmmm harder." so she begins licking my balls and giving me a handjob. It was only a matter of time before I ejaculted into her mouth.
Then my parents came home, and my mom got scared and said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I begged and pleaded with her day after day, but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it!
