I bit off a chunk of my tongue.

[bµbbler]

Put salt water in to clean and spit out
have fun

sounds like a good idea...
but I would never try it

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[Tomcat]

Why so mean? :c

BECUS I NO WANT U 2 DI.

[Isjix]

drink lemon with salt and alcohol in with it.

[Mega-Bear]

I think Barakuda died.

[nienhaus1]

I think Barakuda died.

Me too.

[joe411]

Me too.

Or maybe he took our advice and went to the doctor.

[Lørd Tøny²]

Eat a raw lemon.

[Trymos]

Don't worry guys I treated him.

By inserting some sleep needle thingies I managed to put him to sleep, making the tongue surgery 20x easier.
I removed his tongue and inserted a robotic tongue to take its place.
It wasn't easy, but I did it.
Although, there is a 50% chance I might need to turn him into an android to save his life.

[RedGajin]

Don't worry guys I treated him.

By inserting some sleep needle thingies I managed to put him to sleep, making the tongue surgery 20x easier.
I removed his tongue and inserted a robotic tongue to take its place.
It wasn't easy, but I did it.
Although, there is a 50% chance I might need to turn him into an android to save his life.

did you install vibrators and extra saliva dispensers so he can give more pleasurable blow jobs?

[carolcat]

drink lemon with salt and alcohol in with it.

sounds painful.

[Trymos]

did you install vibrators and extra saliva dispensers so he can give more pleasurable blow jobs?

yes.

[Jetlok]

I hope Barakuda died.

[Kumquat]

Ive been shot BL,
wut do?

[Alyx Vance]

Ive been shot BL,
wut do?

*insert stupid joke here*
ZOMG GO 2 HOSPITAL

[Dominator]

one word

doctor

I wouldn't go to this guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc