the story game.

[The Corporation]

Goblin gets high and gives you a set of weapons, apparently there's a bullet symbol on the box and you find...

[Ad Bot]

[blobo]

a ray gun! with the ray gun you go back to the bacon pool, and thaw out the still frozen bacon.

[Grassy]

But the ray gun's ray does forget all.
Then..

[blobo]

all the bacon turns into a greasy pile of burnt mush. bull all of a sudden, 1000...

[Isaac Fox]

...child enthusiasts charge in out of nowhere, demanding one massive lewinsky.

[-Pablo-]

Then the child enthusiasts get raped by a clan of Oranges (who were somewhat annoying)

[Kumquat]

But then do to a mass amount of hatred the oranges were bunt with..

[blobo]

a lightning bolt, somehow. then the 1000 child enthusiasts saw a little girl. so then...

[Nobot]

a lightning bolt, somehow. then the 1000 child enthusiasts saw a little girl. so then...

they bought 1000 lolipops to drug them with, and...

[TheABELBOTO]

A GIANT NUKE DUBBED: FATMAN 2.8 FALLS FROM THE SKY, AND BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

toast is every-were

[blobo]

and then a BUTTER METEOR COMES OUT OF THE SKY to butter the toast.

[Ningyou]

And then the toast rapes underaged girls just for fun.

[-Pablo-]

but then the toast gets raped by a meteor

[Alteration]

and then the meteor raped the toast, the underaged girls, himself and the schoolgirl.

The character watches in awe, then

[Jake White]

Wakes up from his dream.