I feel so good right now because of this.

[Tømpson]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
best place to have love and why?
You: The morgue
You have disconnected.

[Ad Bot]

[Kobewarrior]

Quite a way to feel good about yourself.

[Alteration]

That was you?

[Wehrmacht]

god you're the creepiest guy ever
get out

[Tømpson]

god you're the creepiest guy ever
get out

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
How would you go about getting dirt on someone?
You: Shovels
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
do you like creampies?
You: brown town creampies
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
If you got offered a pill with 50/50 chance of dying or living forver would you take it ?
You: Yes
You: So I could have love with lizzyrascal forever
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Taste buds on your hands or colon
You: My hands
You: So I could taste the rainbow
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Please, tell me all about how intelligent you are.
You: I have a giraffe in my back yard
You have disconnected.

[Coulmbai]

Dafuq i just read

[Planr]

you really are a pervert thompson ;-;

[Tømpson]

you really are a pervert thompson ;-;

This person is worse

Stranger: me no virgin, i forgetyforget lotsa trees
You: Kk
Stranger: is nice
Stranger: is kinky

And then this happened:


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
What's a good ecchi anime? (Ecchi - An anime with loveual content) (P.S. Not hentai)
You: brown town sanctuary
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
ponies are so forgetin lovey imm gunna crush them all into goo and use as lube
You: Holy stuff
You: This is so true
Stranger: NO, YOU WONT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
My son just climaxed in his underwear any men out there know how I can clean it
You: Me
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Bronies should be rounded up in FEMA camps and exterminated to save humanity. loving friends. Who agrees with me? (Yes: 62 No: 1)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[BanishedLetters]

My son just climaxed in his underwear any men out there know how I can clean it

Your kidding right.


Why would you ask that on Omegle lol.

[Tømpson]

From ponyface:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Ponies .
Stranger: Hello.
You: Hi
Stranger: My name is Ponyface.
You: Cool
You: I'm bob.
Stranger: Would you like to know why I call myself that?
You: Because of all the clop fics you write?
Stranger: No, because throught my life
Stranger: My family runned a pony slaughterhouse.
Stranger: Selling them for meat
Stranger: Killing them with hammers, cattle guns.
Stranger: Etc
Stranger: So one time
Stranger: When I was 14
Stranger: After when my dad killed one for me
Stranger: I cutted of its face
Stranger: And then made a mask out of it.
You: Me gusta
You: Whorse vaginas
You: All day
You: Everday
Stranger: I also like to kill cloppers.
Stranger: And even sometimes
You: Alrighty then
Stranger: Cut off he vagina of female ponies
Stranger: *the
Stranger: And stuff them in the cloppers mouth.
You: Me gusta
Stranger: So they can show me how much they love their ponies.
You: Write a fan fic
Stranger: No.
You: Please
You: I need it
You: For my erections
Stranger: No.
You: Please
Stranger: Now get out of here, before I cut off your snake.
You: Who ever said I had one?
Stranger: Erection usually means snake.
You: No
Stranger: Yes
You: Clitoral erection
Stranger: Damn smart people.
You: <3
Stranger: </3
You: Alright ponyface
You: Remember that clopfic
You: For me
Stranger: You know what would be cool?
You: What
Stranger: If you like ponies so much
Stranger: Why don't I cut off your vagina, and then a female ponies vagina, and then sew the two to opposite victims?
Stranger: You'll have a pony vagina.
You: Do want
You: Exept for the bleeding
Stranger: Well, too bad.
Stranger: There will be blood.

[BanishedLetters]

The images my mind have created cannot be unseen.

[Tømpson]

You know you want it.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Ponies.
You: Hi
Stranger: yo
You: Ponies
Stranger: Grapes
You: Apples
Stranger: If Rainbow Dash is always dashing off somewhere, Apple Jack is always...
You: Jacking off.
Stranger: <3
You: Just like my japanese animes
You have disconnected.

[Decepticon]

-snap-

[Tømpson]

Twice now

[Mister Cheese]

OP made me laugh, but the other ones aren't as funny