wistle the song and if she forgets with you you can legally kill her or her dog. it's easy, grab the sharpest knife you have in the kitchen. if it's one of those flat edged knives stab her between the ribs. in my case, it's an absurdly sharp bread knife with a weird wave pattern because my parents enjoy the danger of loosing a finger during breakfast. if you have a knife like mine, slash at her like it was a sword.