Author Topic: My neighbour is yelling at me because I'm whistling  (Read 2263 times)

So OP did she kill you?

I believe that all of these fit well:


No

This is a terrible excuse for dumping a bunch of gifs

wistle the song and if she forgets with you you can legally kill her or her dog. it's easy, grab the sharpest knife you have in the kitchen. if it's one of those flat edged knives stab her between the ribs. in my case, it's an absurdly sharp bread knife with a weird wave pattern because my parents enjoy the danger of loosing a finger during breakfast. if you have a knife like mine, slash at her like it was a sword.

wistle the song and if she forgets with you you can legally kill her or her dog. it's easy, grab the sharpest knife you have in the kitchen. if it's one of those flat edged knives stab her between the ribs. in my case, it's an absurdly sharp bread knife with a weird wave pattern because my parents enjoy the danger of loosing a finger during breakfast. if you have a knife like mine, slash at her like it was a sword.
In reality everyone would pusillanimous individual out and cry.

she's gonna come here with her dogs and beat the stuff out of me. And she's done that before.
and you just let that happen...?

crack the window
get a megaphone
WHISTLE THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE, then
curbstomp her dogs when they are coming around the fence.
GO HULK HOGAN ON THOSE HUSHPUPPIES.
« Last Edit: June 18, 2012, 03:43:29 AM by Alex Man! »

Guys.
guys listen
guys wait
listen what
guys what if
listen what if
the op
what if
the op
called the police.
beast ideeeeeaaaa  eevvvereeeerrrerer

Because you were definitely the first person in this topic to suggest that!


I would definitely call the cops in a situation like this.
call the cops.

not even stuffting you, if your neighbor is threatening you, call a cop.
If she comes onto your property and threatens you at your door call the cops.

Kill her dog in the night.

In reality everyone would pusillanimous individual out and cry.
In realiy you would have to be loving phycotic to even think of killing someone over that.