What about Panda bears?
Rub it with your belly until it hugs you. Slap it 3 times across the face. It will slap you back in the balls. Then it will run away to McDonalds and ask for a McNugget 12 piece. If it says "I'm full" with a 1/4 of a nugget left, it shall fly off into space, dropping explosive nasal spray onto Wal-Mart. It explodes in space, and drops MORE explosive nasal spray. You have now beaten the Panda! For the minifig problem, roast it and feed it to your local hobo/bird.