Bear on my computer!

[Boink!]

Yes you do!
You want to do it all night long.

You don't understand. Baby bears will eat your pinky toe in your sleep. The next morning, they will turn into full bears, searching for wild dingleberries in your house.

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[Alyx Vance]

You don't understand. Baby bears will eat your pinky toe in your sleep. The next morning, they will turn into full bears, searching for wild dingleberries in your house.

Oh dear...
Yiff it wearing rubbers.

[Frontrox]

Yes you do!
You want to do it all night long.

I can't....I'm waiting for Isaac Fox to get here.

This is srs bizz, stop messing around ;-;

[Boink!]

Oh dear...
Yiff it wearing rubbers.

Rubbers make it worse. The bear will give birth to mini rubbers, that will jump onto your body and suffocate you.

[Alyx Vance]

I can't....I'm waiting for Isaac Fox to get here.

This is srs bizz, stop messing around ;-;

Alright sir calm down.

Don't touch it..

[Kumquat]

Shoot it in the face.




With a water gun.


Filled with Gasoline, then throw a match at it.

[Boink!]

Shoot it in the face.




With a water gun.


Filled with Gasoline, then throw a match at it.

You appear to have to wrong thread. That's the thing to do for wild POLAR bears.

[Kumquat]

You appear to have to wrong thread. That's the thing to do for wild POLAR bears.

The bear is white.

[Boink!]

The bear is white.

This one Blondish (hardly) with a brown nose. The polar bears have a black one. And they have a 50 meter long tie.

[Otis Da HousKat]

[Boink!]

-dangeroussnip-

OH NO! You've got a grizzly bear. Nibble on it's toes and make it laugh so hard it falls off the chair. If it nibbles back at your toes, you've done it right. It will proceed to trot out your highest window and eat a small amount of grass. Then it will go to your neighbors house and explode into popcorn.

[SWAT One]

What about Panda bears?

[Frontrox]

Looks like we're in the same boat....Maybe we can go to a support group together?

[Kumquat]

Legos are bitches.

[Boink!]

What about Panda bears?

Rub it with your belly until it hugs you. Slap it 3 times across the face. It will slap you back in the balls. Then it will run away to McDonalds and ask for a McNugget 12 piece. If it says "I'm full" with a 1/4 of a nugget left, it shall fly off into space, dropping explosive nasal spray onto Wal-Mart. It explodes in space, and drops MORE explosive nasal spray. You have now beaten the Panda! For the minifig problem, roast it and feed it to your local hobo/bird.