You know the drill.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey asl
You: 18/f/us
Stranger: Same but m lol
You: u wanna cyberlove
Stranger: Sure
You: mm k
You: *ties u up to bed*
Stranger: Ooo I like it ruff
You: *unzips your pants* mmm
Stranger: *lays back*
Stranger: Mmm
You: *realises your richard is a TIMEBOMB DOOMSDAY DEVICE*
You: HOLY stuff
You: IT GOES OFF IN
You: 10
You: 9
You: 8
You: 7
You: 6
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: BOOOOM
Stranger: Omg!
You: KABOOM
You: PEWWW
You: SPHEELASD
Stranger: Lol
You: BOOM
You: WHY
You: WHYYY IS YOUR richard A TIMEBOMB
You: YOU KILLED EVERYONE
You: WHY WHY WHY
You: IM MELTING GOD SAVE US A-
You have disconnected.