This was very stupid at the time, but I had to.
Question to discuss:
Hey, this is Mark! I'm looking for Joey.
Stranger: Oh my God... Mark
You: OP is friend
Stranger: What is that?!?!?!
You: Your face
You: friend
You: OP and STRANGER are friend
Stranger: Wow. Someones angry.
You: Just tired after I forgeted your mom
Stranger: youre so cool.
You: ok
Stranger: I wish I could be just like you.
Stranger: Please, guide me savior.
You: forget off friend
You: loving kiss ass friend
You: cigarettegggggggggggggg
Stranger: Ya know, its nice to grow up in a world filled with little forgeters like you. The future is looking so bright.
You: Bright from the shine of my snake
You: friend.
Stranger: You have some serious problems...
You: Big ol tater cigarette
Stranger: Im not big.
Stranger: or a tater.
You: u hav problems faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
Stranger: or a cigarette
You: no your a cigarette
Stranger: Can girls be cigarettes?
You: I'll make them cigarettes with my huge snake
Stranger: You are the scum of the earth.
You: no u
You: faaaaaaag
Stranger: nice comeback.
You: my snake is big
You: suck it
Stranger: how original.
Stranger: How old are you might I ask?
You: 6, cigarette
You: you're like 5
You: in diapors
Stranger: Yeah, youre right. Im five.
Stranger: I wear diapers.
Stranger: I just stuff myself.
You: haha
You: loving young ass friend bitch
You: You play call of duty?
Stranger: I really like you. :)
You: Ill kick your ass in call of duty
You: i dont like you
You: faaag
Stranger: No, im afraid I dont.
Stranger: Really, how old are you?
You: hhaha poor ass cigarettegort
You: I said 6 you underaged friend
Stranger: What are you scared to tell me your age?
You: im 6 cigarettegort
Stranger: You sound so well educated.
You: your like 3
You: in dapord
Stranger: *you're
Stranger: its called loving grammar.
Stranger: learn it forgeter.
You: you lern it
You: faaaaag
You: cigarettegy cigarette friend cigarettegort
Stranger: Whats a cigarettegort?
You: ayou
Stranger: ive never heard of that before.
You: cant hear what u r
You: cigarettegort
Stranger: You have great spelling.
You: haha suck it cigarettegort
Stranger: Im Haley by the way. Nice to meet you. :)
You: i better thn u
You: haha
You: yeah right
You: girls dont use the internet
You: hahah
Stranger: Why does everyone keep saying that?
You: cuz itz tru
You: ur a man
You: like 3
You: u wer diapors
Stranger: My God your spelling is atrocious.
Stranger: Quite pathetic actually.
You: your just makng up stuff words
Stranger: I find it funny.
You: cigarettegort
You: atroshus isnt even a wrd
You: cigarettegort
Stranger: Atrocious? Yeah such a stuff word. Look it up richardwad.
You: i'll wad my dik into a pusillanimous individual
You: your like 3 in diapors
Stranger: Whats your name?
You: cigarettegort i not tell
You: yu perv
Stranger: Why? too pusillanimous individual?
You: go pik up other kid in van
You: fin it Gelgor
Stranger: But i dont have a van.
Stranger: Can i use yours?
You: my naem gelgor cigarettegort happy
Stranger: Gelgor? where is that from?
You: your starfish cigarettegort
Stranger: :(
Stranger: your really mean Gelgor.
You: your a cigarettegort cigarettegort
You: your like 3
You: in diapor
You: i 6
You: way oldr thn u
Stranger: Well, as enlightening as this conversation has been, i have better things to do than listen to your sad excuse for insults. Have a nice day forgeter.
You: cigarettegort
You: cigarettegort
You: cigarettegy cigarette
You: friend
You: cigaretteort
You: your like 3
You: in diapors
You: lol bich u nut respond now
You: stupiy cigarettegy cigarettegort
You: your like 3
You: in diapors
You: fuk ur sht bhc
You: friendy
You: cigarettegort
You: cigarettegy cigarettegort
You: oh sht my mom
You: Hello?
You: Sorry for my son's behavior
You: he's grounded for a week.
You: Gonna have him say sorry now.
You: srry
You: cigaretteGORT
You: !!
You: Sorry, again.
You: My son is such a cigarettegort.
You: Now, kind miss. How do I end this chat?
You: I sent my son to his room and I'm going to delete this website.
You: Miss?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
