Funny omegle chats. v666

[Tømpson]

Kk, let's both stop before we're banned.

Kk

[Ad Bot]

[yuhwryu]

Kk

you could've just, you know, stopped

[CreamTurk3y]

blockland, interests now

[fred da kiko]

just did all the lyrics from still alive with some girl.

[CreamTurk3y]

-removed because I just realized how cruel this is.-

[plad101]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like blockland.
Stranger: ohai.
You: HI friend
Stranger: o look
Stranger: i sence a visit from the forums in my futurez
You: :3
You: Its a me
You: Plad101
Stranger: Well isn't that a surprise
Stranger: I am an unnamed entity in the recesses of your computer
Stranger: Feeding off of your computer's fragile life
You: Bro
You: this is a state of the art computer
Stranger: With a fragile life
Stranger: I have fed on much more important and powerful computers mind you..
Stranger: Back in the 1980's.. oh god that was the life..
You: Yep.
Stranger: The computers back then could do anything
You: Back when i ate children :3
Stranger: What?!?
Stranger: Children are only existant to help us!
Stranger: They serve no other purpose!
You: I stopped eating them
You: i moved on to babys.
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Babies are fine
You: THEY ARE DELICOUS
Stranger: Heavy begs to differ.
Stranger: Or does he?
Stranger: The world may never know
You: His team doesnt exist
You: I ate them
Stranger: Are you vagineer?
You: TnightdooG
Stranger: Same to you
Stranger: Although it is not nighttime
Stranger: AND AWAY I GO.
Stranger: WHOOSH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mariobro123586]

[Jacob 123456789]

^^
Buster Keaton :D

[BanishedLetters]

i put my cat on webcam and got this response that made me laugh

[sonic dude]

Code: [Select]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi#
You: asl?
Stranger: hi*
Stranger: 19 male you?
You: 16 f
Stranger: from?
You: MA
You: Massachusetts
Stranger: i know a song from the dropkick murphys that have the name the state from Massachusetts
You: cool
You: one seconds, gonna get my coffee from microwave
Stranger: ok
You: back
Stranger: you drink coffe and you just 16?
You: yes
You: im 16 i can handle it haha
Stranger: haha yes you are old enough
You: my little brother is 13 and he drinks it too
Stranger: lol
You: soooo
Stranger: ^^
You: hmmm
Stranger: mmmmmh
You: hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: aaaaaaaarrrrg
You: HMMMMM
Stranger: ooooooooo
You: ooooooo!
Stranger: what do you doing? xDDD
You: i dont know
You: haha
Stranger: xDDD
Stranger: do you chat oft with guys?
You: sometimes
Stranger: yeah cool
You: yup
Stranger: im bored :/
You: so am i
You: cyber?
Stranger: what cybe?
You: its like phone love, but typing
Stranger: this is that do you want babe ;)
You: sure
Stranger: wait i go to close my door
You: ok haha, ur parents walk in alot?
Stranger: no ^^
Stranger: ok lets go
You: ok
You: *ties you to bed*
Stranger: ok
You: *unzips your pants
You: *takes them off, and blows you for a while
Stranger: ok wait i take off my pants
You: but you are tied up? are you a magician?
You: lol
Stranger: lol xD
Stranger: okay im naked now ;)
You: ;)
Stranger: i kiss your lipps
Stranger: and now i touch your titts
You: i kiss down your chest
Stranger: yes i like ite
You: and suck your richard for 10 mins or till you cum in my mouth
Stranger: oh yes babe do it
Stranger: suck my rooster
You: then i start to unzip my pants
You: i pull my pants down
Stranger: i lick your nipples
You: reavealing my
You: GIANT rooster
You: I FLIP YOU OVER AND forget YOU
Stranger: OMG THAT IS THIS!!!!
You: RAPE RAPE
Stranger: OOOO stuff
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: xDDDDDDDDDDDDd
You: HARD TILL YOU BLEED
You: AAAHHHGHH
Stranger: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: RRHHAAA
You: GRR
You: forget YES
You: YES
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: PLS DOOOOOOONT
You: I STAB YOU VICIOUSLY
Stranger: NOOOOO
You: 37 TIMES
Stranger: SCREW YOU!!!!
You: I STICK MY GIANT rooster IN YOUR MOUTH
Stranger: NOOOO PSL NOOOO ITS TO BIG
You: * SHCHLUCK SHCLUCK
You: YES
Stranger: THAT SUUUUCKS
You: I JIZZ ALL OVER YOUR FACE
Stranger: AND I OVER YOUR FACE
You: MY BLACK BUDDIES COME AND forget YOU EVERYWHERE
Stranger: xDDDD
You: I STAB A HOLE IN YOU AND forget IT
Stranger: oo forget
You: YOU COUGH BLOOD
You: I forget YOUR EYES
Stranger: i go to watch a research that sucks ....
You: MY BUDDIES SLAP YOU WITH THEIR GIANT BLACK richardS
Stranger: are you now a guy or a girl?
You: COPS COME AND TAZE YOUR BALLS
You: SHOVE BATONS UP YOUR ASS
You: YOU HAVE BEEN TROLLED BITCH IM A GUY
You have disconnected.

[MrMcCakey]

a friend of mine who trolls omegle a lot taught me this:
you say, "what's 2+2?", and before they say "four," you copypaste this: "Excuse me, I mean, how many loveually transmitted diseases do you have?"
after they say "four," feel free to say whatever you want

[Tremrist]

oh my god

[Bravo]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Rainbow dash or Fluttershy?
Stranger: RAINBOW DASH!!
You: forget you
You have disconnected.


lol'd

[MrMcCakey]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Rainbow dash or Fluttershy?
Stranger: RAINBOW DASH!!
You: forget you
You have disconnected.


lol'd

i have no idea why but when i saw that you posted here i knew it would show your grudge against ponies

[steve5451]

What do you have against fluttershy?
come at me