you shouldn't take everything you read so seriously.
What? How was that meant to be in a theoretical sense or any other type of sense that wasn't literal? I'm not trying to stuff up this thread with arguing over something as pointless as this, but if that post wasn't meant to be taken seriously, none of yours should.
But why don't more people do things like this? I searched for a topic on Blockland on the MC forum once and saw nothing.