My cousin is trying to grab my richard

[Joker Card]

I'm dead serious. Yesterday was my 18th birthday, so my closet gay cousin (He has a girlfriend, but when he's not with her he's face down in a friend's crotch) decided its time to try and grab my richard. Now unlike him, I'm not gay. So I have to deal with this every time we hang out until I "give in", which will never happen. The only person who will ever touch my richard will be my doctor and my wife. So Blockland, how to forget should I deal with this?

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[Electrk]

cut it off

[Joker Card]

cut it off

[Electrk]

[auzman466]

Cut his hands off.

[Yndaaa~]

No only means no until it means yes.
Just keep your pants on and you'll be fine.

[Supreme Guy]

If it's really bothering you that much just be assertive and tell him that it's a blatant invasion of his space and no matter how much of a nymphomaniac he is he doesn't have the right to go around touching people's richards

[Thorax]

Tell him to quit touching you, and if he doesn't, hit him.

[Port]

nevermind

[Clone v.117]

Grab his richard, that should scare him off!

[steve5451]

Grab his richard, that should scare him off!

Heh
I lol'd.

[Nobot]

Oh man that must suck.
I hate it when gays always try and 'seduce' you or something.
That's so annoying.

I would just tell him to forget off.
If he doesn't, hit him.

[Frontrox]

Wear cloves of garlic, garlic scares/hurts gays

How does he even get near your richard?

[Teneksi]

I hate it when gays always try and 'seduce' you or something.

generalization detected

not every homoloveual is horny and invasive

[james4115]

so my closet gay cousin (He has a girlfriend, but when he's not with her he's face down in a friend's crotch)

sounds more biloveual to me

tell him to step the forget off, get pepper spray from walmart or something

Wear cloves of garlic, garlic scares/hurts gays

or this
i can vouch for it