My cousin is trying to grab my richard

[Placid]

lol why does everyone not understand that by "and my wife" he meant that when he does eventually marry she will touch his richard
._.

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[fred da kiko]

he's going to be a virgin until he gets a virgin wife. then they will have stuffty love, have a kid, and never forget again.

[TheChaosCarrier]

lol why does everyone not understand that by "and my wife" he meant that when he does eventually marry she will touch his richard
._.

Um
That's what wives do?

[fred da kiko]

Um
That's what wives do?

until they stop.

[Harm94]

how to forget should I deal with this?

Tell your parents?

[Isaac Fox]

One time my cousin was like "Look what I got in my pocket" so I said "What is it?"

I went to touch it

it was his boner

;-;

How long did you feel it for before you realized it?

[BanishedLetters]

How long did you feel it for before you realized it?

oh god lol

[Trogtor]

How long did you feel it for before you realized it?

he took my hand off of it

[plad101]

Cut off his richard in his sleep or kick him in the richard REALLY HARD

[Boink!]

http://youtu.be/3WSXnbeIoeU


get you info from that link

[Dominator]

Call him gay, that offends most gays.

[Oasis]

Wait, did we already go over how this kid had the opportunity to touch the OP's richard?

[Dominator]

Send him to me

I'll rip his loving face off and eat it.

[Axolotl]

Hot

[Joker Card]

To clear things up since I went to sleep: The whole wife thing is a reference to when I get married, my cousin is 22, and I forgot to mention that kicking him in the balls doesn't do anything to him, because he got so used to it form his girlfriends doing it to him, that he likes the pain. GETTIGN KICKED IN THE BALLS TURNS HIM ON. WHAT THE forget MAN?