--Stuff I posted earlier in another topic back in october(copy/pasted, exaggerated due to me being depressed at the time so don't get the idea that I'm a bitchin forget pls):
Ungrateful/unthankful people:
These people just need to shut the forget up. Most of the stuff they say they go through isn't even that bad, and they won't stop complaining. Yeah, some people have been through worse, or don't have as much stuff as you, but they deal with it.
Backstabbers/users:
Sure, you may have helped someone with whatever the hell they're doing and may have been nice to them and all, but they don't care. They'll just do whatever they can with you to only help themselves, or use you until they get a chance at something better, and leave you with nothing.
Self-righteous/extremely hypocritical people/egofreaks:
You're not always right, there's no need to start a terribly put together argument to defend your idiotic position in hopes to increase/save your reputation for whatever, and when these types of people start to get desperate, they usually spew out stuff that contradicts what they first said, and when you point that out to them, some mini-argument branches off of the main one as they try to prove you wrong when you are obviously not.
The moms who put their kids in beauty pageants:
They need to be shot
'Popular' kids at my school:
The males all act like they're 10 with their stuffty jokes and way of talking. The females are all the same: gossiping idiots who don't even know what they're doing half the time. They're all happy-go-lucky morons, they think they're better than everyone else in almost every way, but they do it as if they're trying to be nice about it.
Car commercials:
So many of them. They advertise cars as if they're a product you'd buy every other week. Oh, and a lot of those new 40+ mpg cars they advertise are on 40+ mpg if you're driving on the highway in perfect weather conditions without stopping and driving stick.
Kids at school who think it's funny to screw with you:
I swear, the next kid to try to punch/kick my balls at full power is going to get his arm snapped and thrown to the ground. I'm sure though that if I don't do it someone else will eventually.
People who think you're a dork just because you're smarter than them:
Sure, I don't look or act like a dork, but once they see my grades it's all "ohhhh look it's a dork, he's socially aaaawkward and leads an uninteresting easy life because he's smaaaart".
Door-to-door salespeople
They're like a mandatory interactive advertisement that wastes your time.
--Newer Stuff
CALL OF DUTY:
NO that is NOT how the gun works in real life, NO a RIOT SHIELD will SURE AS HELL NOT protect you from a FIFTY or a MISSILE, a shotgun isn't not effective at TEN FEET, and pistol rounds ARE NOT stronger than RIFLE ROUNDS
The 'words' "herp-derp":
loving ANNOYING
when tools herd together
thats about it for new stuff I've mellowed down a bit