Poll

Well, shit.

Ghosts
Satan
It's because you're a moronic forget who put magnets near her computer
You're going to get raped by the damn thing
Hellfire shall burst from your monitor and devour your soul into eternal suffering

Author Topic: Windows is not responding - Holy crap I think my computer is possessed by Satan  (Read 753 times)

Yes, I'm serious. Somehow, windows has stopped responding. I'm not even sure how that's possible. The problem started after I alt + tabbed out of SR3 on accident instead of pressing shift + tab. I was fairly sure the problem would resolve itself, so I simply alt + tabbed back into SR3, and when I finished, windows still wasn't responding. Everything else, steam, skype, browser, etc. were all fine, but the desktop itself was literally frozen. As was the taskbar, which meant I had to manually shut down my computer.
After turning this thing back on, which may or may not have released another link from the iron chains binding the dark god, I opened my browser again, and was met with a bunch of gibberish and odd symbols. Not like, insane alien writing odd symbols, like unicode and lack thereof types of symbols. Problem was solved by closing the browser blah blah blah, nothing else appears to be affected by whatever the balls caused this to happen.

I'll be honest with you, I'm actually kinda scared right now, for two reasons
One, I have no idea how to explain this stuff
Two, I'm afraid my computer will suddenly explode in my face

So yeah, can somebody explain to me how this is possible at all, and what might've caused it?

Also there's a bunch of magnets like a foot and a half away from my computer, that might have something to do with it maybe.


BEN its all BEN throw away your computer before its too late

HMMM I WONDER IF THE MAGNETS ARE A BAD THING TO HAVE NEAR A COMPUTER.

Ghosts

Who you gonna call

BEN its all BEN throw away your computer before its too late

Wh-

HMMM I WONDER IF THE MAGNETS ARE A BAD THING TO HAVE NEAR A COMPUTER.

Yeah, I'd assumed like a foot and a half was a safe distance
Shows how much good judgement I have.

Too late, witch doctor



Glide magnets all over the case. This will realign the hard drive.

Glide magnets all over the case. This will realign the hard drive.

I attempted to do so and I'm now getting raped by cables

rust restore to the previous restore point....if you have one!!!!!!!

It's probably a problem with explorer.exe

I have no idea what the forget this is somebody explain
Wait what I could've restarted this stuff what

rust restore to the previous restore point....if you have one!!!!!!!

I would but I don't think turning the space-time contineum inside-out then forcing it to buttforget itself is a logical solution to my problems.

I attempted to do so and I'm now getting raped by cables
Cut them with scissors. You don't need cables; every computer for the last 20 years has wireless capabilities!

Cut them with scissors. You don't need cables; every computer for the last 20 years has wireless capabilities!

Tell that to the ones currently attempting- and succeeding, mind you- to violate me in several different ways.

Going to sleep
Hopefully I won't wake up with my computer crushing my lungs and burning with the fury of a billion deceived men
« Last Edit: June 22, 2012, 01:41:25 AM by xxxxkill »