Author Topic: How is a raven DIFFERENT from a maple tree?  (Read 2513 times)

Ravens are made of Cthulhu's pubic hair

Ravens are made of Cthulhu's pubic hair
But... They don't have hair at all...

A raven can stuff.
Fun fact: an apple is actually an apple tree's stuff.
ever see a stump grow a sprout?
also, ravens can eat solid food
I'm not talking stumps
Maple trees can eat insects underground
Mulch?
Ravens have visual receptors, known as eyes, which are connected to the brain via the optic nerve.
They also have brains.
Stab a deep hole in a tree, instant eye.
the center of a log is a brain
Ravens have a sharp beak. Ravens have bones and skin. Ravens have feathers.
Cut off a branch and sharpen the stub
Wood and bark
Leaves
A maple tree isn't a writing desk
What the forget
Ravens are made of Cthulhu's pubic hair
Tree bark is made of Cthulhu's skin


"How is a raven like a writing desk?"
The part with the tea party is my favorite

Stab a deep hole in a tree, instant eye.

You're missing the point, the eyes are connected to the brain via an optic nerve, not to mention the fact that an eye has a retina.

the center of a log is a brain

What no it isn't what the hell

OP doesn't understand what he's referencing, abandon thread.

It's not considered weird to eat a raven.

It's not considered weird to eat a raven.
I'd consider eating bark less weird than a raven.

because how the forget did you get a raven

I'd consider eating bark less weird than a raven.

because how the forget did you get a raven
with a gun


gun does not equal raven!!
1. load gun
2. shoot raven
3. raven get


You miss
What now
shoot again

shoot it enough and a bullet's bound to hit

shoot miss they fly away WUT NOW HUH!?