Antijokes

[Nethog]

hey guys what do a grape and a rat have in common

they are both purple except for the rat

post ur own!

[Ad Bot]

[The Corporation]

What did number one say to number six?

Nothing, because numbers are concepts and cannot think or physically exist.

[Nethog]

what do you call a black guy driving an airplane

a pilot, you tribal

[FireFish]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
I'm with the police department, I've come to tell you that your parents have been murdered.

Fixed it, okay Skip?

[Skip]

you are parents have been murdered.

[ShadowYoshi294]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He made it halfway, but got ran over by a truck.

[Gear]

What's worse than bad jokes ?




the holocaust.

[Nymethus]

What did number one say to number six?

Nothing, because numbers are concepts and cannot think or physically exist.

unless you saw Rang zidan fei

what do you call a black guy driving an airplane

a pilot, you tribal

ok that one was actually good

[BubbaGum]

Knock knock
Who's there
Dave
Dave who

Dave proceeds to cry because his grandmother has severe Alzheimer's and no longer can remember who Dave is.

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Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van

[Man 2]

How was the black man so good at basketball?


He practiced.

[Planr]

What do you call a ship that travels by warp speed?

The enterprise, idiot.

[plad101]

So a irish man walks out of a pub 

[HellHound]

Why did the black guy like watermelon?

It's his opinion, not your stereotype.

[The Corporation]

What do you call 40 businessmen, several suitcases containing papers that people have stocks in the stock market, and lots of cash and gold.

A horrible incident of a crashed airliner.
Rock-bottom stockmarket

[Jairo]

So a irish man walks out of a pub 

so stephen hawking walks into a pub...