Author Topic: Antijokes  (Read 1761 times)

Why is little Suzie fall off the swing set?

she had no arms
knock knock
>who's there?
not suzie
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What do you call a mexican driving?

A mexican driving.

knock knock
>who's there?
not suzie
 :cookieMonster:

Oh god. This made me laugh even harder. Stop making me laugh at cruel jokes :C

Did you hear the one about the off-topic thread?

Oh god. This made me laugh even harder. Stop making me laugh at cruel jokes :C

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Oh my god, that's horrible XD

what's funny about four black men driving off a cliff in a Pontiac

they were all my friends.

What do you get when you cross a dwarf with Einstein?

An Asian.

What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Two worms in your apple.

What's worse than two worms in your apple?

The Holocaust.

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Three worms in your apple.


what's funny about four black men driving off a cliff in a Pontiac
they were all my friends.
that doesn't make any sense

Yo momma's so fat
that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of heart disease.

that doesn't make any sense
its supposed to be whats sad  not whats funny

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I have a snake
Get in the van

Yo momma's so fat
that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of heart disease.
I laughed so hard even that was an awful joke.