corny joke thread

[-Pablo-]

What did the kid corn say to the mom corn?


Where's POP corn

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[MrMcCakey]

What did the kid corn say to the mom corn?


Where's POP corn

He'll be here all night, folks.

[Nameisthis]

"water you talking about guys?"

"i SEA what you did there"

"i think we should KELP the guy before he falls!"

"stop with the CORN jokes >:C"

"hey my report card has the seven SEA'S"

"why am i so good at these CORN jokes?"

[MrMcCakey]

bump

[Mr.?]

Why did the cow go to the moon?

Cus he was hungry!

get it get it?!

[WingZero]

A man had his entire left half cut off.
But don't worry, he's...
ALL RIGHT

[Mr.?]

A man had his entire left half cut off.
But don't worry, he's...
ALL RIGHT

lol

[Blockomanian]

I did national socialist that coming!

[Mr.?]

A mom takes her child to the park and the child sees a bunch of mexicans eating. the child ask's his mom "Mommy i didnt know cinco dey mayo was today"

[e-maxx]

why did no one like the walrus


he was blubbering around

HAHAHAhhaahah..... yeah no

what do you call someone who's bait never falls off of his fishing hook

a masterbaiter HEHEHIUEHIEHEIHEHEIHEUHEUHEUH F

[Kalphiter]

I did national socialist that coming!

Anne Frankly, WWII jokes are quite stupid.

[e-maxx]

Anne Frankly, WWII jokes are quite stupid.

we need to stop stalin and stop with the WWII jokes

[Jerkface]

I earned the right to be called a Kernal so you butter be callin' me by my rightful title.

[auzman466]

pootis

A bug crawled onto my screen
and sat on your avatar.
wat

[Kalphiter]

I earned the right to be called a Kernal so you butter be callin' me by my rightful title.

You spelled "kernel" wrong