Author Topic: corny joke thread (Read 5708 times)

mod-man · June 23, 2012, 03:28:58 AM

guess where the little girl went after the explosion

everywhere

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Shadowed999 · June 23, 2012, 03:30:57 AM

Quote from: Qwepir on June 23, 2012, 03:28:25 AM

Ugh I am going to kill you.
At least use a different avatar until I can recolor that to be a different regiment tomorrow morning so I don't get mixed up with some butthead.

o u

alright

._maxwell23461_. · June 23, 2012, 03:45:21 AM

why did you mom die
cause she was using food DYE in the kitchen

The Big Bad Jellyfish · June 23, 2012, 03:47:37 AM

Where does the corn go when its on my plate?

in my stomach.

Blooker · June 23, 2012, 04:49:07 AM

A man walks into a bar.
Owch.

spinymad · June 23, 2012, 04:54:59 AM

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I hate rhyming.
Zebra.

flap sack · June 23, 2012, 04:56:53 AM

What did the cow say to the other cow?

Cows cant talk silly

Joeboy · June 23, 2012, 05:41:27 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why the forget not?

Nymethus · June 23, 2012, 05:43:56 AM

I like punny movies

Joeboy · June 23, 2012, 05:44:44 AM

Why did the road cross the chicken?

It's a flyover.

Nymethus · June 23, 2012, 06:22:54 AM

What's better, a boat made of gold or a boat made of diamonds?

the answer is FRIENDSHIP

Flamecannon · June 23, 2012, 06:23:58 AM

what is the definition of life

living B^|

._maxwell23461_. · June 23, 2012, 06:24:11 AM

Chy thid ha chicken rosc the doard?

you guy to geth other ides

LawtyLawt · June 23, 2012, 06:26:49 AM

star fish

HYSTERICAL

._maxwell23461_. · June 23, 2012, 06:27:36 AM

Quote from: LawtyLawt on June 23, 2012, 06:26:49 AM

star fish

HYSTERICAL

oh that slaps me on the knee
my hand is a arrow though :(

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