corny joke thread

[._maxwell23461_.]

Well you see
I
Ummmm
The birds and the bees

why were you buying a new bed

yo momma so fat

after love

i rolled over twice

and i'm still awn the bitch

OH
OHOHOH
SNAP

[Ad Bot]

[LawtyLawt]

why were you buying a new bed

Son
You're asking too many questions

[spinymad]

tell me more about how you forgeted mom?Stop stalking me in every thread it's creepy as forget you wierdo

I'm not a stalker... Lawty is o.o...

[Shadowed999]

Son
You're asking too many questions

Lawty, where do you want this body at? It's bleeding all over the loving floor.

[._maxwell23461_.]

I'm not a stalker... Lawty is o.o...

stop coming into every thread to flame me then.

Son
You're asking too many questions

did you break the bed

[LawtyLawt]

Lawty, where do you want this body at? It's bleeding all over the loving floor.

Get the carpets quick, I have towels right here.

did you break the bed

Yes

I'm not a stalker... Lawty is o.o...

About that dinner...

[Goth77]

Lawty, where do you want this body at? It's bleeding all over the loving floor.

Don't ask stupid questions. Throw him out back with the rest of the bodies! Take the dog with you too, I bet he's hungry.

[Joeboy]

Lawty what about this vanload of illegal research starring street furniture?

[LawtyLawt]

Lawty what about this vanload of illegal research starring street furniture?

Hide them in my wardrobe.
No one must know.

[Shadowed999]

Don't ask stupid questions. Throw him out back with the rest of the bodies! Take the dog with you too, I bet he's hungry.

I'm not feeding Lawty's Ex to a canine. Ima eat her myself >:)

Get the carpets quick, I have towels right here.

Done and done, boss

[Joeboy]

Hide them in my wardrobe.
No one must know.

But the wardrobe is already full of prototype weaponry that uses spent condoms as ammunition!

[spinymad]

stop coming into every thread to flame me then.

;-; B-but...

[LawtyLawt]

Done and done, boss

Let us now go to Pasig River.
With the massive amount of dead bodies there, no one will know.
But first, we must bathe her in alcohol, remove all fingerprints.

But the wardrobe is already full of prototype weaponry that uses spent condoms as ammunition!

Just trust me.
That Wardrobe leads to Narnia or some stuff.

[Joeboy]

That Wardrobe leads to Narnia or some stuff.

Alright, I'll let that furry starfish deal with it. He knows his stuff when it comes to moving certain 'items', if you catch his drift.

[Shadowed999]

;-; B-but...

Somebody needs a hug :(

Let us now go to Pasig River.
With the massive amount of dead bodies there, no one will know.
But first, we must bathe her in alcohol, remove all fingerprints.

B-B-But I wanted to eat her. I've always want to be like Hannibal :(