corny joke thread

[Shadowed999]

I'll take the heart shaped heart then....

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[Joeboy]

We've got lettuce in the shape of a snake. Will that suffice

Nah...

*wipes tear* brings back too many memories of a womanhermaphrodite I once loved

[Shadowed999]

Nah...

*wipes tear* brings back too many memories of a womanhermaphrodite I once loved

Tell us all about her.

*pats on back*

[LawtyLawt]

These legs are as delicous as I first tasted them.
Entire last 5 pages are corny jokes

[Goth77]

Nah...

*wipes tear* brings back too many memories of a womanhermaphrodite I once loved

Yeah but this time u aint got to worry bout them STDs. My stuff is all-organic
*pushes green paint away*

go ahead, touch it

[Pengie]

"Girl are you a kakapo because because you make me go boom"
My friend made that one.

Or "Why was the kakapo arrested? Mating season."

[mod-man]

guess who i saw today







everyone i saw

[Joffrey]

Why did the plant cross the lawn?

He didn't. He was thrown at somebody across it.


This whole thread is a corny joke.

[Tokerovin]

Sarah Jessica Parker

QFT.

So much yes.


CORN CORN CORN

[mlockha]

What did the kid corn say to the mom corn?


Where's POP corn

He's at a STRIP club because he doesn't love mom corn anymore, you must fufill his husbandly duty's son corn

[LawtyLawt]

He's at a STRIP club because he doesn't love mom corn anymore, you must fufill his husbandly duty's son corn

NO PLEASE MOTHER
NO

[BanishedLetters]

these jokes are killing me on the inside

[Man 2]

Why did the 3rd Street Saints cross the road?

Insurance fraud.

[Deoxys And One Noob]

What did the Heavy say when he needed a dispenser?

pootis

*rimhot*

[mlockha]

NO PLEASE MOTHER
NO

GO AHEAD SON CORN FUFILL YOUR FATHERS DUTY'S ON MY LUSCHIOUS CORN BODY, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FAVORITE BUTTER ON ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE SON CORN