I need suggestions for my date this evening

[Alyx Vance]

forget her to the left
forget her to the right
forget her all damn night
forget her so long you grow a forgetin' afro!

Paradizedish reference from Colt 45 - Afro Ninja

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[Nethog]

Well... I just think the new generation of kids have dirtier intentions then any generation before them.

cuz of internets

[Lugnut]

take it slow and don't start with the boobs or other places.
start with the hands, arms, legs, feet if accessible, head, boobs, then move on.
she'll think you're an annoying virgin if you just go straight for the breast, and i assume you don't want that

[Isaac Fox]

Aren't you only 14?

I never thought anyone could perform such loveual activity at such an age.

[Planr]

do you actually plan to have love with her?

[Butler]

You're asking.

This community.

For romantic advice?

I admit, there are some people who are willing to post serious advice.

But come on... really?

[Isaac Fox]

You're asking.

This community.

For romantic advice?

I admit, there are some people who are willing to post serious advice.

But come on... really?

But, wait! He's actually allowed to go all perverted with her!

This could actually work...

[rockslide26]

Be a gentleman, bro.

[Lugnut]

Aren't you only 14?

I never thought anyone could perform such loveual activity at such an age.

i'm pretty sure everyone is capable of loveual activity by the time they've hit puberty.

not a good idea, mind you, but they still "can perform such loveual activity"

do you actually plan to have love with her?

i should hope not in a movie theater...

You're asking.

This community.

For romantic advice?

I admit, there are some people who are willing to post serious advice.

But come on... really?

he knows.

[Darkness ZXW]

Well... I just think the new generation of kids have dirtier intentions then any generation before them.

BECAUSE LESBIANS

[Tokthree]

You could make the night memorable for reasons other than the fact that you got to touch her and be manly and mature and all that jazz.
Unless she's a slut, then you're going to have to keep her entertained however you can just so you can keep her

[SpitFir3Tornado]

Well, you can be a nice guy and hold her hand...

Or, you can take her to the movie, make out with her, and then head to one of those handi-cap bathrooms with the door lock and have all the love you want. Which should be a lot.

[spinymad]

BECAUSE LESBIANS

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[Darkness ZXW]

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all is forgiven

[Alyx Vance]

Condoms and Lube.