OffTopic Text Adventure - CHAPTER 4

[Neon]

You check the back of the first painting.

What...?

[Ad Bot]

[steve5451]

*Look above you

[FireFish]

*stop procrastinating

[Neon]

The little devil on your shoulder decided that you should keep loving around, and make no progress.


OH SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS AAAAAAH

[steve5451]

*Break light and obtain key.

[BobSevenSevens]

*Keep removing more paintings and put mask on.

[Neon]

You decide it's high time to quit loving around.







That really freaking hurt, but you're too mortified to care.

[Neon]

Alright, you've calmed down a little. Time to inspect the key.

The odd thing about this key is that there are no holes in this room to put it in, atleast as far as you can tell

Well, you guess there is ONE hole in this room.

Hehe, your imagination is awesome.

[auzman466]

Stick the key in your ass to see if it opens a pathway.

[Morpheus]

Pathway turns out to be Mordor.

[Neon]

You get the faint urge to shove the key into your ass.

This is troubling to you.


The urge is becoming stronger...


Oh god, are you really going to do this?


AAAAAAAAAH OH GOD THE PAIN! THE STRETCHING AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


It's... It's in... It's not very comfortable. Maybe if you just twisted it a little-

[.:FancyPants:.]

did you just
you
and
dear lord

m is one dirty bastard.

[steve5451]

*Go look for an opening.

[Neon]

You'd gladly look for an opening, but you're too busy being shot out of your prison.

[Morpheus]

*You fly to the moon