OffTopic Text Adventure - CHAPTER 4

[.:FancyPants:.]

*land.

[Ad Bot]

[steve5451]

*BRACE FOR IMPACT

[Man 2]

*Stick the landing for 10 points.

[Neon]

Your assrocket carries you far off into space



THIS IS AS BRACED AS YOU CAN GET


STUCK THE LANDING, TEN POINTS.


Your name is Piddily, and you just landed on the moon.

[Man 2]

*Find a space suit and helmet.

[Neon]

You are woken abruptly by a poorly drawn astronaut poking you.



He hands you the gas mask.


You put on the gas mask, and decide it's best if you don't think about how dead you should be. The astronaut hops away muttering 'aeiou' and 'john madden'.

[Neon]

Alright, we're back up. Working on the panel.

[Neon]

Now, let's see what you've got to work with here.

[kakashi11]

*Pick up and inspect glove.

[Man 2]

*Examine flag.

[Neon]

You go to inspect the glove.

It covers your hand wound quite nicely.


The flag has a sharp tip. You uproot it, and decide to use it as a weapon, should anything attack you on the moon.


Well, you're a sight to see, aren't you?

[Neon]

Suddenly, reality sets in and you choke to death.

[steve5451]

Y

[Neon]

Y












THIS IS SO UNFAIR! You can't believe you shoved that key up your ass for nothing!

[ShadowYoshi294]

* Examine surroundings