OffTopic Text Adventure - CHAPTER 4

[Man 2]

* Use bear blood to write on page in research magazine, fold paper into an airplane, and throw it in a random direction in a desperate plea for assistance.
* Break hockey stick into two pieces, rub two pieces together, make fire.
* Arm self with flaming bit of hockey stick, using polar bear fat as fuel.
* Cook bear meat.
* Drink own piss.
* Make sleeping bag out of polar bear pelt.
* Good night's sleep.

[Ad Bot]

[Cucumber!]

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[Neon]

[Neon]

Alrighty, Everyone! We've completed two full chapters, so let's give it a rest for a little and get some things out of the way.

First, ask me things. This could pertain to the comic or otherwise.

Second, Reccomendations. It could be a character, a specific scene, or just an action.

Third, Commissions. I'll draw avatars, scenes, and make avatars out of the comic if you ask

So yeah, fire away and try not to eat me.

[Mr. Jelly]

Was the researcho magazine gay

[KILLERBUNNY]

How long do you plan on making this?

[Neon]

Was the researcho magazine gay

Well, I don't know if the same gender labels apply with inter-species smut; if you know what I mean.

[Neon]

I plan on continuing this as long as people still get some kindof a kick out of it. If they do start to lose interest, I'll probably shoot for atleast chapter 4.

[Mr. Jelly]

Well, I don't know if the same gender labels apply with inter-species smut; if you know what I mean.

What

oh god was it bear research

[KILLERBUNNY]

Well, I don't know if the same gender labels apply with inter-species smut; if you know what I mean.

Does this mean M is some form of alien?

[Neon]

Does this mean M is some form of alien?

I like to imagine that M isn't human. He's some kindof insane, hyperly positive inter-dimensional maniac who would cut off his own foot to forget with people's minds.

EDIT: Oh also 100'th post on this topic :D

[Man 2]

He needs to be put in the zoo, whereupon he escapes his disguise and is free to roam the city.

[Morpheus]

He should be stuck inside the TV and have to warp channel to channel to find an exit. Sorta like that old Fairly Odd Parents episode.

[Neon]

Alright, one sec. The end of chapter two pic was Piddily in the bear carcass. M will most likely never die; only giggle off into space.

[HellHound]

Will M ever die?
Also, can you explain the "end of chapter two" picture?

* Consume raw bear meat
* Get tapeworms
*cry