OffTopic Text Adventure - CHAPTER 4

[Neon]

Alright everyone, Killerbunny will be working on the next couple of panels. So, Uh...

ENJOY.

[Ad Bot]

[KILLERBUNNY]

You see a helicopter on it's way from over the horizon.


Two hooks very rudely enter your current residence pelt, and you're hauled off to somewhere else.

[Man 2]

* You fall asleep on the long trip.

[Legodude77]

* Fall asleep then dream about weird stuff.

[Pitbull]

*Fap to polor behr research

[TonyTheBean]

i miss neon

[KILLERBUNNY]

(Sorry, working on it.)

[KILLERBUNNY]

You dose off after spilling some luke-warm milk on your magazine.


Once you've gone to sleep, you enter a completely terrifying dream with 'M's voice screaming into your ear to "Stop loving around."

[Man 2]

* Wake up in a cold sweat, finding yourself to have arrived in the zoo.

[masterockets]

* Realize you've woken up in lukewarm milk

[KILLERBUNNY]

You wake up in a warm-ish white liquid, and assume it's luke-warm milk. You crawl out of the Polar Bear, a little sweaty and chilled, and observe the outside world. It seems to be a reasonably sucky and small city. Also you're in an ... "ooZ"?

Wait stuff, that's "Zoo" backwards. How'd you get here?

[Man 2]

* Pose as a terrified tourist trapped in the polar bear exhibit, who beheaded the polar bear out of self-defense, in an effort to escape.

[KILLERBUNNY]

You decide to pose as a terrified tourist, and find a pair of sun-glasses, and attempt a trick you have a sudden urge to do.
 
Looks like its time to...


The glasses don't fit. Son of a whore.

[Mr. Jelly]

*  insert glasses in star fish because you clearly have no inventory or pockets

[BanishedLetters]

*Break glasses in frustration.