OffTopic Text Adventure - CHAPTER 4

[MegaScientifical]

Make them into double monocles.

[Ad Bot]

[BanishedLetters]

Make them into double monocles.

Use the command format.

*Like this.

[MegaScientifical]

* MegaScientifical makes them into double monocles *

[Mr. Jelly]

* MegaScientifical makes them into double monocles *

no no like this

*  you are a stoopid who can't quote

[KILLERBUNNY]

You hear a strange voice in your head telling you to do something that arouses strange memories you don't remember having. Uh... Anyhow you just don't want anything in your star fish anymore.



You break your glasses out of frustration, and your shirt looses its pattern in the process.

[Mr. Jelly]

Do it anyway

[KILLERBUNNY]

Something Mega Scientifical happens and your broken glasses turn in to a pair of stylish monocles.


Which proceed to go straight up your ass.

[Mr. Jelly]

*  take one out and put it on


the other you can leave in there

[Man 2]

* You're still in the zoo, aren't you? GTFO.

[Travis [bob36455]]

*Check surroundings for signs of life

[KILLERBUNNY]

You take to getting the forget out, and while you do so you manage to grab hold of what you hope is a monocle in your ass.


You pull reeeallly hard and accidentally yank out your- Oh.

[Man 2]

* Yes please.

[KILLERBUNNY]

The monocles went in your star fish, blah blah, you decide to wait to pull one out when you're done getting the forget out.

(Sleepy time.)

[steve5451]

Don't pull it. Just keep running and running and running

[.:FancyPants:.]

* Suddenly remember extremely vital key and not so important gas mask you left at the bear carcass.