Bored, for an hour I'll answer any and all questions.

[Alyx Vance]

Would you forget me?

No
..
Maybe

are you the father?

Yes I am the father.

Why do you seem like LeetZero?

Because you are Port

[Ad Bot]

[LeetZero]

Why is Port autistic?

[Port]

Because you are Port

How does this make sense?

[LeetZero]

How does this make sense?

How does it not?

[Alyx Vance]

Why is Port autistic?

Because he is Port and elephantitties said so.

How does this make sense?

Because I said it does!
And because I didn't even know how Leet acted so I wouldn't know.

How does it not?

How not is it, is the question.

[LeetZero]

What is the answer to it's own question?

[Alyx Vance]

What is the answer to it's own question?

The question to its own answer is the answer to the question of the questions answer.

[Port]

Because I said it does!

Only just now!

And because I didn't even know how Leet acted so I wouldn't know.

Like you!

[tails]

You know guys, This is why formspring exists.

[Alyx Vance]

You know guys, This is why formspring exists.

Question does not compute.
Please insert a real question and not a statement.

Only just now!

Like you!

Question does not compute.
Please insert a real question and not a statement.

[Port]

Why are you contradicting yourself by stating that it's a question but then stating that it's a statement?

[Alyx Vance]

Why are you contradicting yourself by stating that it's a question but then stating that it's a statement?

Because I am just awesome and I know it.

[Yndaaa~]

When did John Browning die?

[Port]

What is the magic number for PNG?
What is the magic number for version 24 of DTS?

[LeetZero]

Am I pwetty?