[RTD-esque] Game of the Undead (richards until the end of time)

[xxxxkill]

Is he alone?  If so, shoot him in the face and quickly pull his body into the car.

Remember people, the military are our enemies as well as zombies

Dude what the forget is wrong with you.
When he starts feeling me up, then you can shoot him.

[Ad Bot]

[Moppy]

Is he alone?  If so, shoot him in the face and quickly pull his body into the car.

Remember people, the military are our enemies as well as zombies

Don't be too hasty, he may be in a bad situation as well. If he's not going to kill us, lets hear what he has to say.

[Mr. Jelly]

As you pull up to the man, you notice a car sitting in a small clearing on the side of the road. Another man, in the same gear and helmet, with a rifle is sitting on the hood of the car.

You realize that the men are the same soldiers that attacked. EBT soldiers.

The soldier pulls out a pistol and points it at the driver, xxxxkill.

"You do not have the clearance to proceed any further. Go back or you will be shot."

[Jokey365]

Exit the vehicle.

[xxxxkill]

Apologize for the intrusion, and start backing out of the area.




Then run the motherforgeter over

[Legodude77]

As you pull up to the man, you notice a car sitting in a small clearing on the side of the road. Another man, in the same gear and helmet, with a rifle is sitting on the hood of the car.

You realize that the men are the same soldiers that attacked. EBT soldiers.

The soldier pulls out a pistol and points it at the driver, xxxxkill.

"You do not have the clearance to proceed any further. Go back or you will be shot."

I was the one driving, almost everyone else is in the trunk.

Say ok then turn around and leave.

[SirLancelot7]

The military have been killing everyone remember!?  Read the OP.

Military are like even worse than zombies

Warning new post..

Can't say I didn't tell you so.

Everybody, let's quickly take them out.  We can get extra weapons, disguises, and another running car.  We can surprise them.

[Legodude77]

Edited.

[Mr. Jelly]

I was the one driving, almost everyone else is in the trunk.

No, you were taking shotgun to its most literal form

and people being in the trunk is pants on head handicapped.

also it doesn't really matter that much

The military have been killing everyone remember!?  Read the OP.

Military are like even worse than zombies

When you say "the military", you sound like you're talking about the US military

[xxxxkill]

and people being in the trunk is pants on head handicapped.

8 INT forget YOU.

[Legodude77]

Look at the map again, is there anyway we could drive or walk around this roadblock?

[Moppy]

Hey man, I'm in the back seat.

Maybe we can go back a ways and I'll try to sneak past 'em see what's ahead?

[Mr. Jelly]

Okay, guys.


Have you ever been on a highway that seems like it was built in the middle of a forest, with a metric stuff ton of tress on either side?

You're basically on one of those roads.

[Jokey365]

Exit the vehicle.

[Moppy]

How about this, We drive aways back so we let down their guard, then the sneakiest two of us can sneak back to the soldiers, then murder/knock out the sollys.
It's a forest, so there's a bunch of trees around. Perfect cover.
Alrighty, who's got the most sneak stat?