[RTD-esque] Game of the Undead (richards until the end of time)

[Legodude77]

BUT, we can still WALK in the wood AROUND the gaurds!

[Ad Bot]

[Moppy]

BUT, we can still WALK in the wood AROUND the gaurds!

BUT then we lose the car. We should probably try to keep the car whenever possible, as it saves us effort and energy and reduces the chances of getting jumped on by zombies. It also acts like some sort of armor.

[xxxxkill]

But then our only option is to kill these cigarettes

[Moppy]

But then our only option is to kill these cigarettes

Well then why not?
Those idiots have already caused unneccesary trouble and delay, not to mention the other horrible things they have done in the past.

[Mr. Jelly]

The soldat sitting on the car walks up and whispers something into the other's ear.

"Oh. Alright, you forgets, get out of the damn car."


He smashes the window and opens the door from the inside.

[Jokey365]

I SAID TWICE TO EXIT THE VEHICLE ALREADY.
BUT NOOOOO.

[xxxxkill]

Whimper and act girly.

[Moppy]

"Hey hey! Buddy, no need to be pushy here! We are not a buncha handicaps here. We can get out ourselves."
Also, now our window is broken. Dangit.
(Also, possible strategy if everyone agrees: When we all get out of the car, everyone pull out your guns. We out number them and may be able to intimidate them as we also out gun them.)

[Mr. Jelly]

The soldier grabs xxxxkill out of the car and throws her to the ground. He points his gun at her head.

[Jokey365]

OH MY GOD.
GET ME OUT OF THE CAR ALREADY.
THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME I'VE ASKED.

[Mr. Jelly]

OH MY GOD.
GET ME OUT OF THE CAR ALREADY.
THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME I'VE ASKED.

You are now standing next to the car.

[Jokey365]

Tackle the man pointing his gun at xxxxkill.

[Moppy]

Then I pull out my revolver and shoot the other guy.

[Mr. Jelly]

Jokey tackles the soldier, knocking him and his pistol to the ground.


The other soldier points his rifle at Jokey, until Moppy's revolver tears into his arm.


He hobbles back and falls into his car.

[Jokey365]

Grab the pistol and shoot the man I tackled square in the face.