Author Topic: [RTD-esque] Game of the Undead (richards until the end of time) (Read 15753 times)

xxxxkill · July 16, 2012, 11:05:40 PM

Open door when the motorcyclist is close
Splat.

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Mr. Jelly · July 16, 2012, 11:20:32 PM

Lance grazes one driver and hits the driver dead-on in the arm, sending the jeep veering off slightly, recovering quickly

Alexia swings the door open, which the cyclist dodges swiftly. He pulls a compact pistol out of his holster and aims at her.

Moppy · July 17, 2012, 01:00:11 AM

I GOTTA SHOOT A BULLET AT HIM! And so I do.

Mr. Jelly · July 17, 2012, 06:29:43 PM

I don't want to update when only one person is posting

but goddamn, everyone's offline

xxxxkill · July 17, 2012, 08:51:25 PM

I said when he was close
As in like
Five feet away close
Whatever

I'm assuming I'm not wearing my seat belt, so roll out of the car and draw my pistol, then shoot at the motorcyclist.

SirLancelot7 · July 17, 2012, 09:31:39 PM

Shoot the drivers again

Mr. Jelly · July 17, 2012, 09:44:37 PM

Quote from: xxxxkill on July 17, 2012, 08:51:25 PM

I'm assuming I'm not wearing my seat belt, so roll out of the car and draw my pistol, then shoot at the motorcyclist.

Wait wait wait

you want to roll out of a moving vehicle

and there are vehicles behind said moving vehicle that are being paid to kill you

uhhhhhh

Moppy · July 17, 2012, 10:03:31 PM

SHOOT THAT SON OF TWO GUNS!

Moppy · July 20, 2012, 01:24:57 AM

I BUMP THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT!

SirLancelot7 · July 20, 2012, 01:27:23 AM

Amen.

Mr. Jelly · July 21, 2012, 02:55:30 PM

Quote from: Moppy on July 17, 2012, 10:03:31 PM

SHOOT THAT SON OF TWO GUNS!

Raymond fires his revolver, the bullet sailing harmlessly over the man

Quote from: SirLancelot7 on July 17, 2012, 09:31:39 PM

Shoot the drivers again

The left driver remains unharmed, the bullet missing him completely. He speeds up, passing Van 2 and still going.

The right driver gets hit in the chest, slumping back in his seat. The two passengers quickly leap towards Truck 2, climbing into the truck bed with Lance, the jeep sitting inert on the road.

Quote from: xxxxkill over steam

duck or something like that this isn't an exact quote but that's what xxxxkill said to some extent

(Oh, man, the die really hates you, apparently.)

The motorcyclist fires his pistol, hitting Alexia in the arm.

Alexia is now Wounded and Bleeding Moderately (Upper Right Arm)

xxxxkill · July 21, 2012, 02:56:23 PM

Jesus richard shoot at him with my uninjured arm.

Moppy · July 21, 2012, 03:24:25 PM

FIRE AGAIN!

Legodude77 · July 21, 2012, 03:31:08 PM

Jump out of the truck and then shoot the motorcyclist.

Moppy · July 21, 2012, 03:32:07 PM

Quote from: Legodude77 on July 21, 2012, 03:31:08 PM

Jump out of the truck and then shoot the motorcyclist.

Haven't we established several times now that the convoy is moving fairly quickly, and jumping out of it is stupid?