I remember at a waterpark once some really fat bros were flying down the slide to the bottom and they were so fat and going so fast they flew right over the rubber stoppers and nailed me while I was about to get out. I ended up kneeing on of them in the nose and did a complete backflip and actually landed on my feet, not on purpose but it probably looked bad ass I didn't even know what happened by the time I was back on my feet but some kid standing outside the exit was like "whoa" so it probably looked cool.
