Author Topic: JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEL (Read 2965 times)

Jetlok · July 03, 2012, 01:48:40 PM

no, this thread isn't about a video with jesus and driving
but it's about an event that's about jesus and driving!

http://www.facebook.com/JesusTakeTheWheelDay

"On March 31, 2013, Christians all over the world will take to the streets in their automobiles. Relying only on the divine protection of Jesus Christ, they will prove that the Savior of Man will not abandon them when they remove their hands from the steering wheels of their cars for a total of 5 minutes. They will not be at a red light, or a stop sign, they will be on the highways. This is TRUE FAITH. Jesus Christ does not abandon his children, and with the current state of the world, it's time to show Jesus that we have not abandoned him. Do not come to this page telling us that we are crazy and that we are going to die. Jesus is our Shepherd, and he will tend to his flock. Please join us and show that you are NOT AFRAID to place your life in the hands of Jesus Christ."

also known as, "everyone stay off the road" day
discuss religion-based driving events

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Boston Terrier · July 03, 2012, 01:49:53 PM

Death toll: 10,000

Treynolds416 · July 03, 2012, 01:49:59 PM

Jesus loves us so much he wants to see us in heaven much earlier than usual!

RedGajin · July 03, 2012, 01:50:58 PM

oh jesus lol
they will probably forget about it and wont do it anyways

Comatose · July 03, 2012, 01:51:43 PM

Jesus didn't get his driver's license though. He better not get pulled over.

carolcat · July 03, 2012, 01:52:16 PM

Saw this yesterday and had the sudden urge to slam my head on a wall- especially the youth group who were going to do it with a buss full of kids and expecting mothers.

The Titanium · July 03, 2012, 01:52:37 PM

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Big Brother · July 03, 2012, 01:53:09 PM

loving idiots, what are they playing at? They're going to injure so many people

The Titanium · July 03, 2012, 01:54:02 PM

Looked at the page, apparently it's a joke page?

"How is it that so many people viewing this event do not get that it is a joke?"

BlockoCrafter · July 03, 2012, 01:56:25 PM

I can't believe people would actually believe this...

Comatose · July 03, 2012, 01:58:21 PM

Jesus better let the forget go of all those wheels and let natural selection take its course.

steve5451 · July 03, 2012, 01:59:38 PM

Even if it's a joke, there will still be hundreds, if not thousands that will probably do it.

Kalphiter · July 03, 2012, 01:59:59 PM

Those poor people who have been hit by a car driven by Jesus

BlockoCrafter · July 03, 2012, 02:02:50 PM

It's gonna be a vice-versa of that common saying. Community will lose faith.

Aces · July 03, 2012, 02:03:55 PM

Quote from: Kalphiter on July 03, 2012, 01:59:59 PM

Those poor people who have been hit by a car driven by Jesus

So many lawsuits against Jesus Christ.