Apparently my cardoor is a jar

[Alyx Vance]

Oh, thanks for letting me know.  Silly me for not realizing. 


Head. 

Worst joke/insult ever.

Are you insane?! Mayo? This calls for Miracle Whip!

No idiot! Its tarter sauce!

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[Xinakam]

I'd love to see someone who doesn't know much English just go to a mechanic and be like, "Why does it say my car door is a jar...?"

Most people don't know what ajar means anyway. But it's a good thing we have so many knowledgable people on these forums!

No idiot! Its tarter sauce!

Are you sure? Oh wait, you're right! I was thinking diesel, sorry.

[TristanLuigi]

Are you sure? Oh wait, you're right! I was thinking diesel, sorry.

IDIOTS! EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU USE FREAKING THOUSAND ISLAND. It has BOTH mayonnaise, ketchup, and a bit of tartar sauce it works on everything! Oh, but you might need some A1 though for the coolant.

[Xinakam]

IDIOTS! EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU USE FREAKING THOUSAND ISLAND. It has BOTH mayonnaise, ketchup, and a bit of tartar sauce it works on everything! Oh, but you might need some A1 though for the coolant.

Thousand islands doesn't have tartar sause in it. It's relish.

[morningstar]

Thousand island sounds like essence of heart attack.  The perfect sandwich maker. 

[e-maxx]

Thousand islands doesn't have tartar sause in it. It's relish.

we must relish the thousand islands

[Xinakam]

Thousand island sounds like essence of heart attack.  The perfect sandwich maker. 

It's what's on Big Macs.

[TristanLuigi]

Thousand islands doesn't have tartar sause in it. It's relish.

No dude, the other kind of Thousand Island! You're thinking of the one for broken fuel. I'm talking abut the one for oil. It comes with oil inside it, fish oil.

[Xinakam]

I think Frontrox died.

[Alyx Vance]

Are you sure? Oh wait, you're right! I was thinking diesel, sorry.

IDIOTS! EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU USE FREAKING THOUSAND ISLAND. It has BOTH mayonnaise, ketchup, and a bit of tartar sauce it works on everything! Oh, but you might need some A1 though for the coolant.

Do you WANT to kill the car?
You don't put Ketchup in it! You put mustard!
I had forgotten the Mayo.
*facepalm

I think Frontrox died.

Now who will rape the unsuspecting others?

[Frontrox]

I think Frontrox died.

I was launching off fireworks.

I fixed the problem...There was a dead body stuck in my door, he was a jar dealer and the car got confused.

[Xinakam]

I was launching off fireworks.

I fixed the problem...There was a dead body stuck in my door, he was a jar dealer and the car got confused.

Ah. Well problem solved!

[morningstar]

You know, the door thing is funny.  I remember there was a car that actually said that vocally.  
"The door is ajar." it put a gap between the syllables and sounded exactly like "a jar"

[Frontrox]

Ah. Well problem solved!

But I damaged my flux capacitor in the process

[Alyx Vance]

But I damaged my flux capacitor in the process

I got a spare one in my house.
PM me on steam for it.