Beards.

[Man 2]

Discuss this marvelous symbol of manhood, the beard.

[Ad Bot]

[Ningyou]

gross

[Mikoyan]

gross

[Socky]

manlyw

[morningstar]

Mustaches look cooler because beard make you look dirty like you don't care what you look like. 

[Doomonkey]

Beards can be pretty cool.

[TheChaosCarrier]

I hate both beards and mustaches.

[Ningyou]

i only like beards when they're not long as stuff

[Aces]

I like beards.

But I won't grow one.

[Ladios]

I occasionally get a goatee going on. It looks better now than when I was a teenager and it was all patchy, still, it would take me too long to grow a full beard that in the process I would look very silly for a very long time.

[dorkdotdan]

Tomska's 'stache is cool.

[Clone v.117]

Your argument is invalid.

[wound]

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Your argument is invalid.

beards aren't bad when the idiot that owns the beard makes a cage out of it.

[Stick Man]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U

relevant

[wound]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFnarFSj_U
relevant

my head is full of what.

and

i'm still waiting for the sequel "if your mom has a beard, you've got two dads"