1
You: do you even lift
Stranger: why don't you share my interests
Stranger: in lifting
You: well
You: uh
Stranger: how could you
You: can i tell you a secret
Stranger: no
You: ok
You: secretly
You: i don't lift
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: HOW
Stranger: DARE
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: MAKE A MOCKERY OF ME
Stranger: and here i was
Stranger: willing to give my life away to you
Stranger: and you just OUT AND LIE TO ME
Stranger: i can't take this
Stranger: this is the end
You: im sorry
You: no please
Stranger: written by seth rogan
You: i can learn to lift
Stranger: it's too late
Stranger: our souls will never be one
You: nooooooo
Stranger: we'll never have a psych link
Stranger: and we will never
Stranger: pilot a jaeger together
Stranger: earth is doomed to the Kaiju
Stranger: goodbye
You: no
You: please
Stranger: DOOMED
Stranger: today we are NOT cancelling the apocalypse
Stranger has disconnected.
2
You: bazonkle kleeble snoff
Stranger: um
Stranger: what?
You: bazonkle
You: kleeble
You: snoff
Stranger: I am lost
You: malooga spogohini teenoff
Stranger: You are speaking nonsense, good sir!
You: Gokin bangolus tensemble popalatus roofali
Stranger: Oh wait I understand now!
Stranger: Kogen hodnenski fartier
You: abloogen rontik prefles
You: i want your sweet rooster in my mouth
Stranger: um....
Stranger has disconnected.
