Author Topic: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v666  (Read 3514081 times)

im gonna go out on a limb here and say that wasnt very funny

It wasn't.  You guessed right.




I really don't know what to say.



I really don't know what to say.
Suggestion: nothing.

Walk away veeery slowly...

Speaking of plant reproduction and all that, yesterday I realized that because seedless watermelons are useless in the reproduction of the watermelon plant, that means that seedless watermelon is not a fruit! And because it's not a fruit, and it's not a root, that means that it's a vegetable.

Therefor, I hereby declare seedless watermelon a vegetable. And it fits too, cause vegetables are nasty, and so is seedless watermelon!

they also take away the fun of shooting watermelon seeds at people

Speaking of plant reproduction and all that, yesterday I realized that because seedless watermelons are useless in the reproduction of the watermelon plant, that means that seedless watermelon is not a fruit! And because it's not a fruit, and it's not a root, that means that it's a vegetable.

Therefor, I hereby declare seedless watermelon a vegetable. And it fits too, cause vegetables are nasty, and so is seedless watermelon!

Same with seedless grapes.

Most of which are lies though, because I eat seedless grapes and pull seeds out of my mouth constantly.

Speaking of plant reproduction and all that, yesterday I realized that because seedless watermelons are useless in the reproduction of the watermelon plant, that means that seedless watermelon is not a fruit! And because it's not a fruit, and it's not a root, that means that it's a vegetable.

Therefor, I hereby declare seedless watermelon a vegetable. And it fits too, cause vegetables are nasty, and so is seedless watermelon!
tsk tsk tsk
you black people and your watermelon studies


Speaking of plant reproduction and all that, yesterday I realized that because seedless watermelons are useless in the reproduction of the watermelon plant, that means that seedless watermelon is not a fruit! And because it's not a fruit, and it's not a root, that means that it's a vegetable.

Therefor, I hereby declare seedless watermelon a vegetable. And it fits too, cause vegetables are nasty, and so is seedless watermelon!
Would make mules vegetable animals?  :cookieMonster:

watermelons are actually berries..

watermelons are actually berries..

Isn't the deal with berries that you have to plant them?

Cause I don't think you bury watermelons to cause a new plant to grow.  They come in seedless and seedy varieties.

Isn't the deal with berries that you have to plant them?

Cause I don't think you bury watermelons to cause a new plant to grow.  They come in seedless and seedy varieties.
you plant watermelon seeds to get more watermelons

pretty sure seedless versions are genetically altered to make them seedless

Isn't the deal with berries that you have to plant them?

Cause I don't think you bury watermelons to cause a new plant to grow.  They come in seedless and seedy varieties.
wikipedia says
its fruit, which is also called watermelon, is a special kind referred to by botanists as a pepo, a berry which has a thick rind and heavy center.

Natural watermelons have enough seeds to turn the Nerf Vulcan into an automatic shotgun.
You bury them like anyother plant leaving around 1m distance from each plant. Cons: the plant is as ugly as hell.