[100x70] Cerebrated Chronicles - Who thought a party of 8 was a good idea?

[Mr. Jelly]

Or really anything with a long, hard shaft you can use to impale your enemies with.

hawt

[Ad Bot]

[Aces]

Oooh, use a trident!

[Mr. Jelly]

No no no no no wait wait wait

I got it

use

a repeating crossbow

[masterockets]

why not get a bow and buy whatever other weapon
so you can shoot it at enemies

[Yosher]

YEAH THESE LOOK PRETTY USELESS

[Moppy]

Haha, everyone's raging over spears.

[Alteration]

YEAH THESE LOOK PRETTY USELESS

maplestuff weapons =/= real life
Sorry to burst your bubble pal.

Besides, half of those probably couldn't kill a cat.
The omegawhatever looks terribly anti-aerodynamic, the top one is too front-heavy, the agareswhatever is more of a sword than anything, and the only one that would be remotely efficient is the serpentwhatever.

I'm not heavily anti-spears but holy stuff get some better examples.

[Aces]

Except this isn't real life this is a forum adventure.

Haha, everyone's raging over spears.

Because everyone knows how awesome they are.

[Alteration]

Except this isn't real life this is a forum adventure.

That is set in a real-world esque setting with gravity and air resistance still as hindering as ever.

Because everyone knows how awesome they are.

They're pointy sticks.
They're not climax-inducing awesome.

[Mr. Jelly]

They're pointy sticks.
They're not climax-inducing awesome.

By that logic, a sword is a shorter pointy stick

[xxxxkill]

That is set in a real-world esque setting with gravity and air resistance still as hindering as ever.

They're pointy sticks.
They're not climax-inducing awesome.

You're just mad because Aces has a spear and you have a dirk
Comparing weapons to snake size woooo

[Yosher]

maplestuff weapons =/= real life
Sorry to burst your bubble pal.

Besides, half of those probably couldn't kill a cat.
The omegawhatever looks terribly anti-aerodynamic, the top one is too front-heavy, the agareswhatever is more of a sword than anything, and the only one that would be remotely efficient is the serpentwhatever.

I'm not heavily anti-spears but holy stuff get some better examples.

except that this thing isn't real life and a forum adventure full of fantasy stuff that could not happen in real life at all.

[Skyra]

I'm going to throw this out here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqlIcT9Ps8w

[Cybertails1998]

Besides, half of those probably couldn't kill a cat--

honestly

Try duct taping a sharp jaggy rock to a long shoddy branch, even that can at least severely wound a cat in one overhead swing, by crushing if not cutting. If a spear doesn't cut well through flesh it's probably a sledgehammer or some stuff. And judging by the pics:

The purple one is jagged as all hell, TEARING through flesh;
The serpenty spear is more for stabbing than for slashing;
The THREE bladed one okay you can figure it out yourself, stabbing by swinging;
The dragonswordy one is still deadly to cats without the fancy stuff;
The omega spear is likely heavy as forget, which equals more cutting force but horrible stabbing.

Are you even trying anymore?

[Alteration]

By that logic, a sword is a shorter pointy stick

With a blade.

except that this thing isn't real life and a forum adventure full of fantasy stuff that could not happen in real life at all.

Menen has yet to forget up gravity.

Try duct taping a sharp jaggy rock to a long shoddy branch, even that can at least severely wound a cat in one overhead swing, by crushing if not cutting. If a spear doesn't cut well through flesh it's probably a sledgehammer or some stuff.

I wasn't being literal. It's an understimation, hurr.

The purple one is jagged as all hell, TEARING through flesh;
The serpenty spear is more for stabbing than for slashing;
The THREE bladed one okay you can figure it out yourself, stabbing by swinging;
The dragonswordy one is still deadly to cats without the fancy stuff;
The omega spear is likely heavy as forget, which equals more cutting force but horrible stabbing.

1. That's very crude when you could just stab somebody with a sword and go deeper.
2. I never said anything bad about that one. It's an actual spear.
3. You don't swing a loving spear.
4. bichpls
5. Spears are made for stabbing, not cutting.