[100x70] Cerebrated Chronicles - Who thought a party of 8 was a good idea?

[HellHound]

Hide behind the tree and make owl noises.

Make mating call of pidgeon (coo coo), and then

Run up and grab exclamation mark, BEAT THE stuff OUT OF HIM WITH IT.

[Ad Bot]

[Menen]

We do have a crossbow, you know.

[Yosher]

sigh
was hoping for something actually interesting to happen
was disappointed once again

[HellHound]

We do have a crossbow, you know.

beat the stuff out of him with the crossbow whilst cooing, does this meet up to your standards? Or do we have to bludgeon him with the sword?

[Alteration]

We do have a crossbow, you know.

Yeah but that's pretty much insta-death, there's a slim chance he's a good guy and he would (possibly) still be alive if we whumped him on the head a few times with a baseball bat

[*FacePalm*]

there's a slim chance he's a good guy

why would a good guy come out of an evil gate to an evil tower where evil people practice evil magic to create EVIL?

[Alteration]

why would a good guy come out of an evil gate to an evil tower where evil people practice evil magic to create EVIL?

Because he was never on their side?

[HellHound]

Because he was never on their side?

What if he was always on their side but an imposter on the not-evil side?

Edit: does imagining things in bulk lower the cost if you imagined them individually? Because you should imagine a bazillion anvils above the guy

[*FacePalm*]

Because he was never on their side?

then he wouldn't be alive.

[Menen]

sigh
was hoping for something actually interesting to happen
was disappointed once again

Go away.

Sorry I am not going at warp speed

[Alteration]

then he wouldn't be alive.

Only if he was an ametuer and a fool. Real spies are convincing.

What if he was always on their side but an imposter on the not-evil side?

Then we'll find out at some point and kill him.

[Xinakam]

sigh
was hoping for something actually interesting to happen
was disappointed once again

I can't even get past the first page of your adventure. You have no room to talk about "Interesting".

[Moppy]

Yosher and Menen: Getting Into Fights Since 1935.

[Yosher]

I can't even get past the first page of your adventure. You have no room to talk about "Interesting".

so you expected me to make it insanely interesting from the first image?

[Alteration]

I can't even get past the first page of your adventure. You have no room to talk about "Interesting".

Starting things with a bang and a boom is generally and almost completely not done at all and the beginning of stories is usually for character and backstory building.