[100x70] Cerebrated Chronicles - Who thought a party of 8 was a good idea?

[blazerblock2]

stuff happens.  It's magic.

[Ad Bot]

[Menen]

or could've use telekinesis on their hearts and stopped them so they'd die

That's well beyond the scope of his abilities. Menen cannot use telekinesis on things that cannot be seen

[HellHound]

Or he could use telekinesis to clamp their mouths and noses closed. Those are visible.
Either way, make Distilled Essence of Soul for no reason.

[Xinakam]

Or you could just bludgeon them like you usually do.

[Menen]

>Collect Saliva Sample from Cheek.

The toll man pulls his handkerchief out of his pocket and wipes his face of the saliva left behind by the delusional blonde boy. He then promptly places said handkerchief in his aluminum, air-tight, sterilized container so no contaminants get out, as per the Gentleman's Guild Code. He wouldn't want to catch the crazies from that boy now would he? But now that he thinks of it, its quite strange that the Grandest Pooba instructed that any bodily fluids be stored in strange, metal boxes. However, he is not one to question the Grandest Pooba's motives.



ELSEWHERE, You, Soren and Twain have found the portal. It is quite different from the other portals, and has a small pedestal with six holes in the top. Soren is looking at it now. There seems to be no way of turning this thing on. There isn't a removable panel like before. The whole thing is made of the same smooth rock-like substance as the other gates.

Either way, make Distilled Essence of Soul for no reason.

A who-what-now?

[Ben Watts]

Use the Distilled Essence of Soul to make a human being out of nothing.

[PowerDag]

stick fingers in holes

[Ben Watts]

stick fingers in holes

Huehuehue.

[SWAT One]

Flood the holes with psy goo.

[blazerblock2]

>Toll man:  Scold yourself for even thinking about questioning the Grandest Pooba.

stick richards in holes

YEAH I WENT THERE

[Xinakam]

Almost looks like a 6 prong port of some kind. Which means someone has probably stolen the control panel that plugs into it.

[SWAT One]

Zap it with your cattle prod and see if you can JumpStart it.

[HellHound]

Don't stick anything inside of it - we don't know what it does, and if we short it out something very bad could happen.

[PowerDag]

YEAH I WENT THERE

you don't have enough

[.:FancyPants:.]

you don't have enough

unless menen imagines he has four