Quick werewolf reflexes? Rolled a 1? Had something in your eye?
Ah I can't think of a good come back.
>Kick ! at the fire guy's crotch
>Throw a blanket over it!
>Stomp its face to put out that fire.
>Pet the fire monster!
This guy is made of fire. Hot, burning fire. You are made of fur. Soft, flammable fur. Touching him is a death wish! That sucks for you because all your combat skills rely on brute werewolf force.
"Uh, no sir I did not order that."
: Actually I didn't order-
: SHUT YOUR UGLY MUG AND LET ME KILL YOU, YOU stuff EATING SCUM MUTT.
Give it the money before it kills you.
: How about I give you 20 bucks and you don't kill me. Ha hahaha... Thats fair right?
: YOUR PATHETIC LIFE IS BARELY WORTH YOUR OWN DEFECATION, LET ALONE 20 BUCKS
: KILLING YOU WILL GET ME THOUSANDS. YOU THINK YOU COULD JUST PAY ME TO GO AWAY? THINK AGAIN, YOU WEED STUFFED FUR BAG.
: Aw what the hell, man. I could have used that 20 bucks... Wait you're getting paid to kill me?
: YES. ITS A GOOD THING TOO BECAUSE EVERY SECOND YOU EXIST THE WORLD BECOMES A stuffTER AND stuffTER PLACE.
: Man you need to calm down. Who did I piss off enough to make them want me dead?
: IT WONT MATTER AFTER I TURN YOU TO DUST THAT ISN'T EVEN WORTHY ENOUGH TO BE PUT IN AN ASH TRAY.
you should run
GRAB THE CASE AND RUN
: BURN, forgetER!
With your WEREWOLF REFLEXES you stop, drop and roll out of the way of the fire assassin's DASH ATTACK.
You take the only escape route available and jump out the window.
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