The Strangest Week Ever

[Crêpe]

The week started with my dad bringing home a taser gun. I played around with the electronics and stuff and then decided to test it outside. I fired it at a pigeon expecting it to get back up but curiously it did not rise. It was dead. Shocked, I hid the taser. A day later I was rummaging through my wardrobe when the gun activated. I blacked out. I woke  up in hospital feeling sick. I was lucky to live.
That night I blacked out yet again and when i was cold i had a dream with tiny electric bolts flying everywhere
It keeps on though. I collapsed at a dinner date

This is true. Serious, no laughs

[Ad Bot]

[Moppy]

Pics or it didn't happen.

This, kids is why you shouldn't play with electricity.

[TheABELBOTO]

coincidence?
I think not!

[FFSO]

Pics or it didn't happen.

This, kids is why you shouldn't play with electricity.

What stupid parent gives a child an electrical gun.

[ImperealOfficer]

imagine if he gave you a present on Christmas containing a little firecracker as a scare

[Jake White]

I'ma call bullstuff on this, I'm finding this really hard to believe. :I

[Moppy]

What stupid parent gives a child an electrical gun.

One that won't spend the time and money to teach  their kids martial arts for self defense.

[Crêpe]

What stupid parent gives a child an electrical gun.

my dad wanted me to figure out how to fix it
apparently i am a electric whiz

but still... I can charge my phone wirelessly

[Jetlok]

my dad wanted me to figure out how to fix it
apparently i am a electric whiz

but still... I can charge my phone wirelessly

>electrical whiz
>will this pigeon get back up if i taser it
hee hoo
but uh yeah from your posts you seem about 10-13
why would he give you a taser and leave you to fix it

[BubbaGum]

I'ma call bullstuff on this, I'm finding this really hard to believe. :I

If this story is true, why the forget did you shoot a bird with a taser gun, thats horrible

[Cookieman4276]

Tasers are made only for humans or animals of equal size possibly.
Shooting anything smaller could obviously fry it's brain and kill it

[Crêpe]

If this story is true, why the forget did you shoot a bird with a taser gun, thats horrible

it was supposed to be low powered
also i am 16
No argument

[Dexxtter]

it was supposed to be low powered
also i am 16
No argument

I'm 16. And I wouldn't do anything like that.

[Bester Bageler]

lemme fix this story to be more "interesting"

The week started with my dad bringing home a hooker. I played around with the her and stuff and then decided to murder pigeons outside. I shot one pigeon expecting it to fight back but curiously it did not rise. It was dead. proud, I hid the evidence. A day later I was rummaging through my attic when a gun activated. I blacked out. I woke  up in hospital feeling confused. Wondering where I live.
That night I blacked out yet again and when i was down and out i had a dream with murderous pigeons pecking my eyes out.
I live on though. I collapsed at a Bar

This is True. Serious, please laugh

Done. I like that story better!  

[Crêpe]

For gods sake
Why in Thors name are we talking about my age and shooting pigeons when i could have died

The pigeon lived (to the delight of all) but with severe injuries and a green growth on its tail
but i won't get it (a relief to some)


also i like your story