Imagine Gabe Newel getting ready to announce the release of EP3, on E3.
only problem is, it's on friday the 13th(somehow) and as soon as it's starts, he says-
"AAAAAAAARRRREE YOOOOUUU REEEEAAADDDY"
"FOOOOR THHHEEEEE NEEEEXT BIIIIIG REEELEAAAASE"
*crowd cheers*
"NOW PRESENTING-"
*silence*
"RICOCHET TWOOOOOO"
*expressions of devastation and an awkward silence*