Fight people!

[Moppy]

*I shot some guy with a sniper at point blank. [kerblam]
Summary of losing: I lost a boolet
Summary of gaining: I earned two breads and a bagel.

[Ad Bot]

[padmedog]

Fine, then any range weapons should be considered godmodding.

Ranged weapons aren't considered godmodding unless they're powerful and/or overpowered.

[padmedog]

*I shot some guy with a sniper at point blank. [kerblam]
Summary of losing: I lost a boolet
Summary of gaining: I earned two breads and a bagel.

This is good. Now, the rest of you, do it like what moppy did.

[CobaltSea]

I throw a pudding factory worker into a black hole.
Lose: Nothing
Gain: Butterscotch pudding cup

[Moppy]

Ohp, guess what guys? I found an avacadoman.

*I SHOOTZ THE AVACADOMAN W/ ME SNIPER GUN
*HE DIES.
LOSSES: I lost me boolet again.
GAINS: I got more avacado that you can imagine.

[padmedog]

*I assassinate Moppy and CobaltSea with my butterfly knife.
Losed: Nothing but some atoms from my butterfly knife :)
Gained: 10 XP, 10 ammo, 2 HP, and 2 energy.

[CobaltSea]

I club padmedog with a baguette until he stops moving.
Gain: $1
Lose: Baguette

[padmedog]

*I awake from a coma and Cobalt pays back with a snake ripped off and butt injuries.
Gained: Awesome stuff. Free pee.
Loss: Nothin'!

[CobaltSea]

Topic officially got weird...

[padmedog]

Topic officially got weird...

Unable to discover word "weird" from ONLINE DICTONARY.

[CobaltSea]

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/weird

[Isaac Fox]

HP: 100/100
Energy: 90/90
Level: 1
Ammo: 200
XP: 0

I slit padmedog's throat with a spoon.
I lose 10 energy.
I gain 1 level and 50 XP.

[Moppy]

Whelp, I just came back to life via awesome puns and have decided to invade an military base.
I ENCOUNTER A SOLLY!
*I SHOOTS THE SOLLY IN THE HEAD!
*KERBLAM
*SOLLY CLAPSES
*VICTORY SCREEETCH!
I lost another boolet.
I got A LEVEL! Hoo rah to me.


I progress though the base.

[padmedog]

*I shoot rapidly at you. You lost 99 HP and I leave you lying on the floor, unable to stop me
I gain: Stolen intelligence and gain a level.
I lose: 50 ammo

[Menen]

I capture padmedog and throw him into a vat of Lye
I gain: A padmedog in a vat of lye
I lose: A vat of Lye