Author Topic: Fight people!  (Read 3835 times)

*I toss a napalm grenade into the vat of lye
I gain: N/A
I lose: One napalm grenade

*I throw vat of dye into a bigger vat of dye.
What I gained: Dye Vatception
What I lost: Clean dye.

*I throw vat of dye into a bigger vat of dye.
What I gained: Dye Vatception
What I lost: Clean dye.

Lye.
LYE.

Wait a second, people can use Lye vats to kill in one hit but nukes are not allowed?  :cookieMonster:

I throw xxxxkill into a Japanese tea house. Employees proceed to punch him in the nose.

Gain: Laughs
Loose: Nothing

I know Japanese.
Problem solved.

I ENCOUNTER A TANK!
*I use my sniper to shoot directly into a barrel, blowing up an imcoming shell
*Kerblam*
Lost: another boolet.
Gained: Awesomeness +20
I am almost down to their research lab.

Encounter squadron of 50 and 5 tanks in V formation.
Leviathan Strike

Gained:  +565 pts.
Lost:       -1 Leviathan Shell, worth $80,000,000.

*I turn invisible and take out my butterfly knife. I assassinate Moppy before he finds/gets what he needs/wants.
Lost: Couple more atoms of my butterfly knife
Gain: More pointz the sizzzzzze of the mune

I cut padmedog in half using a chainsword, blood splattering the ground like rain.
Losses: N/A
Gains: A bunch of blood.

I cut padmedog in half using a chainsword, blood splattering the ground like rain.
Losses: N/A
Gains: A bunch of blood.
Actually.. it looks like you lost some battery power :)

Actually.. it looks like you lost some battery power :)

A negligible loss, not important enough to note.

Actually.. it looks like you lost some battery power :)

Chainswords dont run on batteries. They run on the BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES

What will we do when we die?
I'm not in the game right now, but I might be later.

I sneak up on padmedog until I'm close enough. I shove my hand into his mouth and rip out his jaw and proceed to thrust my other arm down his throat. I grab his stomach from the inside and pull it out of his gaping mouth-hole. I then hang him on a rusty cross by striking a nail through his ankle. I douse the ensemble in gasoline and set it on fire.

Gains: Weird looks from the Blockland Forums

Loses: a rusty cross, some gasoline, and a match.

*abelboto becomes god!

*abelboto destroyed everyone and everything!

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